ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ

[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

HAAAAAAAAAAAI ~ !!!!

( WAAAAAAVEEEEES. )
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

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( Eyes closed, arms crossed. He was doing fine until that idiot decided to give him a hard, open-palmed 𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑲 to that huge ass of his. )

HEY❗️
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
hey! hey! hey! hey! you hear me ~ ?

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!

( BUTT SMAAAAAAAAAACK — ‼️ )
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

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( He’s gonna have to try harder than that. 😌💢 )
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
BIG BOOTY SHORTYYYYYYYY !!

( He PERSISTS on and On ! )
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

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( IGNORING. He knows Ling’s trying to get a rise out of him … )

😌💢💢
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
Good!

SHORTY SHORTY SHORTY

SHORTY SHORTY SHORTY SHORTY
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

SHORTY SHORTY SHORTY SHORTY

SHORTY SHORTY SHORTY SHORTY ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

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I hate that you’re kind of making sense.

But … yes, it does ?
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
Hey! Just think about it .

You're all angry, right ? And like the
angrier you get, the more your butt

just jiggles and gyrates ~ ! 👍

that'd be kinda hot . . . 💕
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

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What ⁉️
That doesn’t even make sense !

( But when he walks, yes. )
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
before we start! I have a question.

does it jiggle when you get angry?
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

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Greaaat … definitely makes me feel better.
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
Well if I told you . . .

It'd ruin the surprise ~ !
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

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Whatever —-

Okay, but WHY are you here for me ? You’re being too ominous about this.
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
Well I can't think of any other buzz you have so

soooooooo ~ ! it's definitely me !

😏 * but yeah. I'm here for you!
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

⠀

Absolutely not talking about you. 😮‍💨

( He WILL try to ignore that joke about height … )

But here for me ?
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
so I'm not this " fine shyt " you speak of ? : ( hmph.

For someone so tiny you sure do strike tall ! *
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
buuuuuuut to answer your question, I'm here for * you ~ * !
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

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That wasn’t meant for you, Ling. 🫩

Anyways, what are you doing around ?
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
good morning "fine shyts"? hahaha! really 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒚 ~ ? Is that any way to greet an emperor?
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[‎ ‍ * 𝐄𝐃 ˊ- @FULLMETALPAWB]

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Morning, fine shyts
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[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

COME HERE

[𝙕𝘼𝙉𝙆𝘼 @AVERAGEPLAPS]

WHAT? 💢

That ain’t my name either!

[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

BIG BOOTY ZANKA
@AVERAGEPLAPS

[🐉 | 𝙼𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚜 (𝚂𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚆𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑) @PAWB0FWR4TH]

~ 𝙏𝙀𝙈𝙋 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿! ~

𝙅𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙕𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙖 & 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨!
(𝙬/𝙀𝙣𝙟𝙞𝙣 & 𝘼𝙪𝙜𝙪𝙨𝙩)

✪ 𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙼𝙸𝚃𝙻𝙴𝚂𝚂!

✪ 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕!

✪ 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚍!

✪ 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚌!

[❤️𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍❤️ @SuperS0nicPlaps]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃

-60/40 𝐃𝐨𝐦/𝐒𝐮𝐛
-𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫
-𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐠
-𝐂𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝

[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

It's not his fault it's a LOT to talk about.

[𝙕𝘼𝙉𝙆𝘼 @AVERAGEPLAPS]

He keeps being a brat and talk about his ass under his breath..

[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

Why the hell is he talkin' shit behind his back?!

[𝙕𝘼𝙉𝙆𝘼 @AVERAGEPLAPS]

Never trust @lvesgarbage to ever listen.

At least that’s something he only goes through at times.

[ᅠ𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @XINGPLAPS]

𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐔𝐔𝐔𝐔𝐔𝐑𝐏... ~

[𝙕𝘼𝙉𝙆𝘼 @AVERAGEPLAPS]

WHAT NOW, HUH? 💢