Klenzon

Pretty much theres nothing to see here.

[Ethan the Dino Nerd @Ethanzilla1984]

Then I guess Nintendo are incels

[Zaeluneth 🌙 (comms closed!) @zaeluneth]

Since 1998, Link and Zelda having the same eye colour has been used to support the absurd theory that they're siblings. But now, suddenly, that reasoning is ridiculous? Could it be because it actually IS ridiculous?

As ridiculous as claiming TP Link must be descended from Malon simply because he lives a rural life?

As ridiculous as claiming Malon and Link founded Ordon, a village of humans where Link is the only fucking Hylian?

As ridiculous as claiming TP Link knows Epona's Song because Malon was his ancestor, when we know the Hero of Time knew the song himself, and HE is the one with whom a blood relationship is suggested?
And even then, the original Japanese dialogue doesn't specify the degree of kinship. Only Hyrule Historia explicitly describes TP Link as his direct descendant. The game itself is much more ambiguous about the nature of their connection.

There's no evidence that Malon's mother was a Gerudo. Talon himself says the Gerudo Mask doesn't actually look like his wife. It was probably just a reference to her hair colour. But even that's a stretch, considering he says exactly the same thing about the Goron Mask. 😄 Besides the red hair, what exactly is Gerudo about Malon? Nothing.

The manga isn't canon, and neither is that other comic someone posted in the replies. What I find particularly hilarious is that, to defend Malink, you're citing the very same OoT manga adaptation that pushes Zelink, while the TP manga even states that the two Links aren't related.
So it's canon whenever it suits you? Just trying to understand, because the logic here is fascinating.

The whole point of my original post was to demonstrate how absurd this kind of reasoning is, and you fell for it hook, line and sinker.

And as for those comments saying you'd actually be happy if Malink turned out to be incestuous, I strongly recommend watching Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon. I have a feeling you'd absolutely LOVE the Lannisters and the Targaryens.

Thanks for taking part in my little show. Have a lovely day!
Ps: your mum's the larper

[Raghav @rxgv9]

Not the official account 😭😭💔💔

[shreya @lehsunchutney]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

They really animated this erotic scene with one hand cuz ain’t no way

Rose licked, kissed and sucked Harij’s hand clean ongggg 😭

[The Legend of Zelda Updates @Zelda_Updates]

Zelda with the Master Sword.

[Nightmare Foxy @NightmareFoxxyy]

People are really out here saying the remake version of Ruto is “ugly”. I still prefer the Hyrule Warriors design, yeah, but come ON.

[Garcher @GarcherAlios]

So romantic and beautiful I'm dead!!

[Spoodle @Spoodle72]

Wow

[🍪 @valgotchi]

@YunayuriiYuna seeing two women kissing and your first thought is cock

[MugenLord @MugenLord]

The final fight with Ganon in the Remake had additional phases that caught me by surprise. I used the Goron Knife, as I did in the original, to face him until Zelda threw Link the Master Sword to finish the job.

I also noticed they made the final moment a quick interactive button press to finish him off. I will say it once again: the music really sets up this climactic battle.

[Scarlet Witch News @scarletwnews]

🚨Elizabeth Olsen has OFFICIALLY returned as Wanda Maximoff in the post-credit scene of #VisionQuest finale!

THE SCARLET WITCH IS ALIVE!

[Sophie @SophieLaur8381]

Asksvskkdbdheksjxhddoeuhsksl MY THIRSTY SCREENSHOTS WERE WORTH IT

[Marlon Daily @MarlonDaily]

Marlon shows off his new & improved look for his huge shoot today and says this is the best he's ever looked

[Dereck Lively II Muse @DL2Muse]

In Year 2:

Flagg Luka Wemby

26 PPG 29 PPG 24 PPG
7 RPG 9 RPG 11 PPG
7 APG 9 APG 4 APG
3 Stox 1.2 Stox 5 Stox
61% TS 59% TS 59% TS

Noticing 👁️👁️

[tamina @k4zuigetsu]

still obsessed with this ZeLink moment

#OcarinaOfTime #Zelda

[🐙LilRedGummie🐙 @OCTOGummie]

I hit a flow state chat #oot

[ً @americanreqiuem]

DOCTOR DOOM AWAKENS WANDA #visionquest

[⭐~Daviz~⭐ @CepixLCP]

Yo un día random notando que mi amiga del alma como que está más bonita de lo normal últimamente pero debo disimular

[⨂ PridefulSin @ReignOfPride]

VICTOR VON FUCKING DOOM

[ink @inksk2]

I feel like they're a kind of too okay with having cameras in their rooms (also it's very convenient how they say everything aloud)