¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pure of heart, dumb of ass (she/her)

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @XLCD324]

“Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will rule your life and you will call it Fate.”

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

the real question is can the dance floor survive her?

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

Kyoshi had absolutely zero chill 😭

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

After only a few days of marriage?!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Vanity Fair asks RuPaul to describe how he would like to die:

“Quickly.”

(https://t.co/wx07yqrhoK)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating donald

[dev 💘 @devonthot]

her mom ate so bad naming her Demetria Devonne Lovato

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @XLCD324]

You mean working at a car dealership?

[bitterroot @soothsayher]

Not sure how to articulate this exactly but there’s a certain tendency with some people where they won’t speak about anything substantive when you talk to them, and the conversation is entirely like a perpetual “bit”. I don’t know how to relate in that way it’s so exhausting.

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

miscellaneous horses

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

i will never be stable. that’s for a horse

[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

ele deve tá sonhando que a polícia tá prendendo ele

[fae @demismonarchy]

the way they both bipolar and already forgot what they was fighting about

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Nearhan @Nearhanuddin]

“I wish I was Wasian” ok wish granted you are now Polish-Bangladeshi