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[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@fabrice_mayrand Also, your ads will appear on a platform with a large amount of child sexual exploration material. That's a downside.

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@HUGOBOSS Not shocked that former Nazi uniform manufacturer @Hugoboss is spending big on Twitter ads now that Elon let the Nazis back onto the platform while he goes after the ADL.

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@CryptoLocomoto @DonMiami3 Completely different bank. First Republic Bank was founded in California in 1989, and this article is from 1988.

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

What's the German word for the joy in knowing that #survivor fans are suffering through another dumbass twist when you stopped watching the show two seasons ago?

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@bublywater Cherry is red
Just bubbly is blue
You're funding Elon Musk with ad money
So fuck off, I'm not buying your product

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

Hey @GSKUS, I see you're still advertising on Twitter. Should I take this as a sign that you agree with Elon Musk's recent defense of Scott Adams?

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@adidas @PatrickMahomes Hey @adidas, I see you're still advertising with Elon "the media is racist against whites" Musk.

Well I'm done buying your shit.

[Faiz Siddiqui @faizsays]

NEW: Ads from roughly 40 brands, including Amazon, Uber and Snap, are appearing on white nationalist pages after Elon Musk granted amnesty to previously suspended Twitter accounts. The inadvertant placement of brand ads is fallout from new amnesty policy. https://t.co/2wAqZAkl9h

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@TheStalwart @tracyalloway @WallStCynic I wonder if this guest will casually call me a "parasite" like the last guest did.

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@gregoryleigh11 That you think science, technology, engineering and math are "black and white" and "uniform areas of study" is a harsh indictment of your own reasoning ability and openness to unfamiliar concepts.

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@phillip_dupree But guaranteed voting on judicial appointees isn’t a rule in our system! Dems rightly denied floor votes to many GOP appellate appointees in the Bush admin. I supported that (the candidates were awful), so it’s hard to cry stolen when it happened to us.

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

Lefties are screeching at Biden because... RBG selfishly chose not to opportunistically retire and Anthony Kennedy did?

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

Seeing a lot of moaning today from people who didn't lift a finger to influence the 2016 election.

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

Where are all the idiots in Ruth Bader Ginsberg costumes? Have they realized yet that she vanity-fucked us?

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@smithsj Germany is currently trying to send guns to Ukraine and discovering that the guns they've stockpiled for their own military don't work.

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@smithsj Yes, but the EU doesn't have the pre-existing command and control structure that NATO has--and thus can't easily coordinate on military affairs. And aside from France, the militaries in the EU are quite weak, especially now that the UK has left.

[Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot]

"The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!"

"Well, Osgiliath has historically been within Mordor's sphere of influence, no reason to think Sauron will go beyond the Anduin"

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

@asymmetricinfo Argentina’s 2008 protest against export taxes comes to mind.

[ExtraLargePelican @XLPelican]

Read this.

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

It opens with a black woman sergeant at the Little Rock PD receiving an odd text message from her white assistant chief.

The message, sent to her and 4 white women, asked the recipients to make sexual harassment complaints against the city's black, reformist chief.