Hambone Fakenamington

Professor X. Take Risks And Prosper. Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real. My tweets do not reflect the true opinions of myself or my employers.

[Hambone Fakenamington @XNeverProspers]

I'm telling y'all boys once 2018 hits do not shoot your shot anymore, watch the game flip

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

thinking about the first and only time Mr. Beast shows any emotion on his face and he immediately covers it

[⚜️Sam @thewolfofy]

Shannon Sharpe said that if Tua throws the ball Sunday night it'll get to ya Monday morning 😂😂

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Atlanta is not a real place

[magus 𝜗𝜚₊‧ @mdemoroha]

THIS IS FRYING ME 😭

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Jesus Christ, I expanded the tweet and the list is a fucking mile long

[Saivion Mixson @saivionmixson]

“All the Falcons need is a quarterback and we’ll be back in the playoffs”

[Corrieander 🤍 @GRAVETHRILLER]

I really need to get into comic books. What do you mean Luke Cage ran DOOM’s fade over $200??????

[Bismack BeyondBroke @GhostOfMufasa_]

They say Ozai is unfinished but I'm dead fuckin serious when I say they need to leave him exactly like this forever

[Blake Jennings @jakeblennings]

If you have EVER watched Naruto I beg you to read this thread it is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[kingnothing 🩹💢 @kingnothingFGC]

Like why did he say this

[NoGoodCitizen @NoGoodCitizen]

hookganggod streams are irreversibly altering the english language

[CRaZY HB Super AKouma @SuperAkouma]

This isn't just fighting game advice btw

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them

[Jay @Jayy_Hardyy252]

@BOXINGnBBQ Terence Crawford and Money Mayweather trying to figure out what they watching 😭😭😭

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Nigga saw Tua at QB

[Ashsswagg @Ashsswagg]

1999 honda civic pointing towards their hand for a handshake has me in tears dude

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Falcons fans better than me I woulda threw a Vicodin at the 50 and watched him fetch it like a German Shepherd 💊⛷️

[em ♡ SOFT VIOLENCE @soulwatch22]

economy is so bad that every time i hang out with my friends im just scared about spending money

[PePe @pepe_0__]

Y’all think Jayden Daniels is cool with me working a 5th damn day this week ????