Why is every single sponsored ad on my @instagram feed fried chicken in a hot dog bun with a generous squirt of orange sriracha-mayo from a pop up restaurant with some witty name like Mother Cluck or Hot Chicks?
Not complaining, tho.
Hello I’m Justin and I’ll be one of your mentors for the Spring ‘19 season at Musicians Institute, Hollywood.
Mentors is just mentos without the R. So basically I’m just a fresh minty pirate. Class dismissed.
Dear @OldSpice
• That is not a guitar, that’s a bass
• Stage is higher on left side than guitarist
• Why is there 4 floor toms?
• Wtf is that snare placement
• Missing 2 lights on left
Sincerely, an advertising Art Director and career musician.