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[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

Happy Valentine’s Day to ERRybody ❤️

Well, except R. Kelly; we all saw the documentary, sir and you’re vile 😂

[Joy Marie Clarkson @joynessthebrave]

Much of adult life is tedious duties and unresolved existential angst, but sometimes you get to eat french fries and a chocolate shake for dinner with the blissful satisfaction that no one can tell you not to, which is pretty neat.

[Colleen Hoover @colleenhoover]

Can’t take all my extra foreign editions to my new office. I’d rather give them to u. 5 winners will win a random, signed copy. RT to enter or just reply. I don’t even care how you enter, honestly. Just do something. Or not. People will win somehow. #ConfusingGiveaways #FreeStuff

[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

@Alli_Ach

[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

That’s enough Taco Bell. Take my CHILI CHEESE BURRITO, I’ll give you my MEXIMELT. I draw the line on my ENCHIRTO. @TacoBell I can only give you so much. Stahhhhhp.

[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

BRB My literary boyfriend finally released his new book 🍿 😍 @HarlanCoben

[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

@justinbieber New Year is my birthday, thanks for celebrating 😁 hope there was cake

[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

@alisongaylin Can’t put it down!!

[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

Happy Birthday to my FAVORITE author of all time @HarlanCoben
I’m anxiously waiting for March’s Runaway and 2019’s Honeymoon it’s been a long 2018 without a Coben in my “TBR” pile

[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

Like, do I friend the whore that home wrecked me, or do I apologize to the whore that I thought it was 🤷🏼‍♀️ #decisions

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

On the first day of Fall, you can hear women all over America dive into their stolen hoodie collection.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Apologies to you Fratboys that aren’t liars & rapists, I cast that net a lil bit wide.

[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

@oliviarayy__ You are so wise beyond your years

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Our lunches together were a highlight of every week at the White House. Last week's trip to @DogTagBakery was no different. Happy birthday to my brother, my friend, @BarackObama.

[Harlan Coben @HarlanCoben]

There is really no way to humblebrag or be cute about this, so I’m just going to thank @StephenKing for this tremendous honor and encourage you to read his terrific new book THE OUTSIDER.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.

[Lindsay @XOXOludlow]

@MensHumor 😂😂

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

If you ever want to meet a bunch of people who think they are better than you just go to a farmers market eating a bag of Funyuns.