Stonerface

I’m here for a good time, not a long time. 👽

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Can we all agree we’ve had enough of the song ordinary?

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I paid off another student loan! Woohoo! Go me!

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The internet has become oh so uninspiring

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What if we ask Ashley Flowers and @CrimeJunkiePod to solely focus on exposing the rest of the Epstein creeps?

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Watching the way Trump starts taunting the CNN journalist, where he says she doesn’t ever smile etc… that’s exactly how I imagine demons are when you’re praying / exercising them.

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Wonder how empty it feels at your retirement party to know deep down that the only reason you are there with all that success is because that woman didn’t file that EPL incident against you all those years ago.

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Stoner thought. We can send sight and sound, and even touch through text. Imagine if we could text someone a smell or taste.

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Adding the word “Please” isn’t supposed to convince people. It’s supposed to let them off the hook.

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Ah yes, behold a new stage of grief.

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Me overthinking that thing I did in 9th grade that is so embarrassing.

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If your artist that is making you millions of dollars turns out to have been harming people in the background, and you try to cover it up because you don’t want to lose your revenue stream… you are doing evil.

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@hulu you’ve gone too far. I’m trying to watch a movie and there’s so many ads in between short clips of movie content that I literally cannot follow the movie plot. Get it together - find a freakin balance. Your bills aren’t that high that you gotta gauge us with ads. 😡

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I’ve seen enough. I’m leaving twitter. It was better back in 2009.

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I feel like if I just had a manager I would be able to do way more things.

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I was delulu thinking we were a “power couple”… a real power couple had 2 ppl pulling the weight.

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I am tweaking tf out right now because I had a cup of coffee 😵‍💫

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It’s time we subject men to the same BS they put women through in the 60s-90s. Let’s make a male beauty pageant where men compete on stage with looks, ability to fix things/carry things, and emotional intelligence. Maybe if men think they have something to prove they will try

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White House spokeswoman Anna Kelly said that "a rogue judge is trying to usurp the authority of the Commander-in-Chief to protect American cities from violence and destruction".

Idk about you but I read this as… the judge is trying to protect American cities from violence.

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Resisting the Philadelphian urge to say Go Birds

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I’m the lump in jacks throat