Shah Jee

I've never lost an argument

[🌏 @septemberpng]

once you realize you’re being studied & not supported, that’s when this shit gets fun.

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

Also why tf are people using canva newsletter templates for their profiles whats going on 😂😭

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Why have I gotten 4 lumsu girls rishta profiles sent to me in a row 😵‍💫 I probably alr know them if not know which friend group they're in

Passssssssss

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

Whats better than getting $?
£ 🥰🥰🥰

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

Wrong, there are certain purchases still foreign to you. Try buying an island, try getting emails from buggati that their newest car is up for pre sale or any private auction tbf, banks and financial institutes lowering your interest rate so you stay on. The list is endless

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

This is going viral on Reddit. Damn, he might be on to something... thoughts?

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@postclownery Notice how ever since I came back to Pakistan the summers have been unbearable? Exactly

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

@m1556373

[Polymath Investor @polymathinvest1]

Focus, focus, focus.

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

@m1556373 Hit a suiii at the airport and let everyone else clap for you

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@m1556373 Its not over yet, go enjoy and make the most of the days u got left still

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

Idk man I also feel like im stuck between borders

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

Yall wouldn't believe what my IQ is

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

Having an IQ over 130 is a curse and a blessing

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

This has been the greatest series of tweets ever since I've been on this app.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

I was pretty sure I'd found the perfect girl.

She's young, brilliant, gorgeous, low body count, outgoing, a woman of God. I know my friends and family will love her.

We've gone on a couple dates and everything has been going swimmingly. Until last night.

We decided on a gym date since she's really into fitness. She looked incredible, her hair pulled back in anticipation of a sweaty workout. Her quarter zip perfectly framed her bosom. My ocular pat down drifted south, past her tiny waist, until I reached her yoga pants.

And that's when I saw them... hip dips... this girl is a damn hiplet.

In that moment, despair washed over me. I felt shame too. Am I really this shallow? Can I not appreciate everything else she brings to the table? I already knew the answer.

I went through the motions and finished the workout, but she could tell something had changed. It wouldn't surprise me if she knew exactly what was wrong. I'm sure she felt guilty too, having never brought it up before.

I'd like to think I'd take her on another date.
But I know what I am. Back to the drawing board.

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

@ChashTay13 A couple things could be better but her acting was absolutely amazing in this episode

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

Every now and then I come across a post like this and audibly say fuck off

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

An easy hack to read people is observing the nervous systems of people around them, especially family.

[Shah Jee @XOfficial69]

Can the weather get cold already wtf is this