Quest, Sean Master

Always asking important questions
Not always looking for answers

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If a facehugger landed in a survivable, for it, location somewhere on Earth, how likely is it we will all die?

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@BearGrylls Isn’t that Bendersnatch Cucumberbund?

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@Sidemen Kicking out your trash before the allegations surface?

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@GreenTextRepost I’ve always thought the same. It’s like being surprised ‘Gary the Nonce’ got caught noncing, isn’t it?

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What if all the religions are wrong, and the afterlife is just you and everyone you ever had sex with, and, individually and collectively, they get to decide your fate?

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@wuooods Because when the mother and daughter got in a horrible car accident, they’re both badly not injured, and they went to separate hospitals. When the daughter is getting ready for car crash, son take mother surgery dad crash grandparents god is dead?

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@iamtomskinner It definitely looks like a pink, wrinkly little chipolata, doesn’t it?

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British Stonemasons of Twitter, if you only work with one type of stone for your job, how accomplished would you be when working with a different type of stone compared to a stonemason that exclusively works with that type of stone? #StonedTyping

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@tomcolicchio Since when does that seem to matter?

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What’s the first album cover you tugged off to?

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@nicholasdeorio @baldassarreted Love it when you talk dirty. Have you considered writing more horological erotica?

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@fesshole Keep your hair on carrot top, or you’ll turn into Mr Tomatohead. Happy now?

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@Nigel_Farage How did you get your nickname then? ‘Cousinfucker’ suggests dipping more than a toe in the family gene pool

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@DramaAlert Why would I pay almost a grand for something that’s definitely going to smash when I inevitably drop it?

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@suchnerve Who has arms that long, though? If I’m lay back, I couldn’t take a picture angled below my stomach, let alone from another building entirely

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Why does this entire ad campaign look like AI slop? Doesn’t hold much hope for the film

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Racists of Twitter, how do you broach the subject of getting a racist tattoo with the tattoo artist?
Rapists of Twitter, same question but for date rape drugs from a drug dealer?

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@JohnCleese Which is least likely: a Python having a school-aged child or a mosque that teaches about all other religions?

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@Garrett20900079 @TerribleMaps As long as you’re not causing any distress or alarm, you can be as naked as you want in your garden in good old Blighty, even if you are visible from the street. Which is handy dandy because who hasn’t woken up in the garden sans pants?

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@JLo Don’t be fooled by wall clocks that they got, you’re still Jenny from the block?