the new call of duty will have “gay man’s hand” as a perk, right before you die you pull out an ipad like device and start jacking off to gay pornography and then explode
masturbation addiction is crazy stuff, i remember one time i made a vow to stop, later that day i rubbed pepper on my hands so when the urge comes i’d remember i have pepper in my hands then i’d stop, you won’t believe the urge came 11pm that night and i went three streets away to get gloves.
and glory be to the devil, that day led me to the discovery of the best way to masturbate, gloves in your hands with lube all over it.
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