Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital

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Fuck getting verified

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

$TSLA 4/15 trade

Shit looks like it's gonna get to $400 today...but with the amount I just came up with. I'm fucking good off this W lmfao. 🙏🙏

1:8 🎯
407.5 Call 4/17 exp x2 contracts ✅
+446.84% 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Polymarket This turned me gay

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Stocktwits Damn, no trigger warning in 2026 is crazy :(

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Polymarket They stay making out like it's nobody's business it's actually crazy!

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@PolymarketSport He's traded it out, not holding till the end lol

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Polymarket Bernie Sanders just be calling and urging everybody tho lol

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@WhiteHouse Everyone wishing they were born in 2025 right now:

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Kalshi OKAY CAPTAIN OBVIOUS MR. CITI BANK

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Polymarket WOAH I WONDER WHO SAW THAT ONE CUMMING

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Kalshi OMG REALLY? NO WAY THATS CRAZY. MATH IS MATHING

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@joinautopilot BIG SHORT 2 COMING OUT THE END OF THIS YEAR EXCLUSIVELY ON NETFLIX

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Kalshi SCARE MARKET TO $GME MARKET INCUMMING

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Polymarket Trump:

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Stocktwits We need Trump to chicken out on something and fast!

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@PolymarketMoney HELL YEAH

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS I REMEMBER THE PRESIDENT SAYING FOR AMERICA'S 250TH WE WILL SEE THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC BOOM EVER SEEN....ALL I SEE IS ECONOMIC DOOM :(

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Polymarket AINT NO 6 MILLION KIDS KNOW HOW TO USE THE ROBINHOOD APP

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Polymarket TiKtOk iS tHe DeViLs CHiLd tHaT iS gUiDing tHe tEenS tO hELL

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Polymarket

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@Polymarket No one:

Giorgia Meloni:

[Mister Officer XRDoge500 CEO of SEC Pelosi Capital @XRDoge500]

@michaeljburry Idk why Trump dislikes you so much :( You guys should hash it out for the substack.