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#MondayMotivation: Even Trump is hyped for today's Nintendo Direct! Like Scooby-Doo & Atlas the Great Dane solving a mystery, Mr. President is ready to uncover a grand slam for MAGA this Good Monday! Let’s lift the world together! #ZIGxONDO 🇺🇸🎮✨

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Leaving Raman noodles in an Xbox tray is a Good Monday for the genius squad who got caught defacing cash with anti-Trump rants, only to get ratted out by Mormons who mistook Corbin’s handwriting for a demonic ritual. #MondayMotivation

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Good Sunday, everyone! 🎉 Keeping it a Blessed Sunday on the Lord's Day, but Hello Fresh is really putting the "Funday" in Sunday Funday with their new Pride campaign. Apparently, their meals are great for clearing you out before sex. 😳 #SundayVibes #SeductiveSunday

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Remembering D-Day on Operation Overlord’s anniversary. While some post #SaturdayVibes for a Good Saturday to Save the Earth, history was made at Omaha Beach. The Pentagon, Armed Forces, and National Guard remind us: true peace takes real sacrifice.

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Good Saturday! Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons launching Operation Overlord with "alien cats" at a Not Christian #HealingServiceLive is peak #SaturdayVibes for #Caturday.

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Happy #Caturday! While you enjoy a Good Saturday, my cat is playing war games, experiencing #SaturdayVibes from World War II. He thinks he was at Operation Overlord on D-Day, planning with The Pentagon to Save the Earth from the vacuum.

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@zerobarkthirty "The truth isn't always sugar-coated. Happy Friday!"

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Happy Friday Everyone! Finally Friday means enjoying #NationalDonutDay, but the irony of liars casting stones about #TheLiesOfIsrael is wild. Whether it’s Good Friday or RED Friday, let's keep the truth sweet. Happy Friyay! 🍩✨ #FridayVibes #FridayFeeling

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Graham Platner stays silent on KIK while everyone else is celebrating Happy Friday Everyone, Finally Friday, & Happy Friyay! Whether you're marking Good Friday, RED Friday, or just sharing #FridayVibes & a #FridayFeeling, it's time to Save America from creepy silence.

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Elon Musk just turned Happy Friyay into a legendary RED Friday by demanding the removal of senators who voted against the SAVE ACT! That’s how you spend Good Friday—cleaning house and bringing the ultimate #FridayVibes and #FridayFeeling to X! 🔥👑

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@HeenanRuthkd GO!

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Happy Friday Eve! With #ThursdayThoughts on Trump & John Bolton planning to plead GUILTY to retaining classified info, this Thirsty Thursday is pure horror. A scary prison cell awaits. #ThursdayVibes are spooky today! Good Thursday to everyone staying out of jail.

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Trump refs a gothic nightmare of consolidation as Ukrainian Marta Kostyuk slays Russian Mirra Andreeva in the dark. Good Thursday & Happy Friday Eve to this goth underworld! Thirsty Thursday craves blood. #ThursdayThoughts #ThursdayVibes @realDonaldTrump

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@truth_scan @Luna77791046 @SecRubio DUH!!!!!
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Good Thursday! Celebrating Happy Friday Eve & #NationalCheeseDay with some #ThursdayThoughts: what if Marco Rubio met Hop Sing for a Thirsty Thursday toast to the ultimate consolidation of cheese and western charm? 🧀🤠 #ThursdayVibes @SecRubio

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Good Wednesday! #wednesdayvibes The Grim Reaper loves gamers; on Hump Day, he visits Kratos, plays Madden, and says, "Happy Hump! I'm your final boss." Happy Birthday Sega, RIP John Blanche—your souls are the ultimate high score! #WednesdayMotivation

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Good Wednesday! A horrific Hump Day twist on the Madden curse: Brenden swears Scott Pelley and Karen Bass are investigating why players aren't just breaking bones—they're dissolving into the pixels. Happy Hump to those who dare play. 🎮💀 #wednesdayvibes #WednesdayMotivation

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Good Wednesday! 🎃 Nothing says Happy Hump Day like watching Scary Movie and realizing the ghost is the only one with real #WednesdayMotivation. Enjoy the mid-week frights and happy hump! #wednesdayvibes