Emily 🍄✨

D e a t h to the American Nazi party 💛

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

The only good a Nazi has done is paint a bunker in Berlin red. Fingers crossed this trend continues.

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

And for the lady perhaps a hip replacement by 30? Exquisite.

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

how i disappear from peoples lives after being the best temporary person they’ll ever meet

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Pulling up to Physical Therapy to work out with all my fellow 65 year olds

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

life when you don't have an insecure loser draining you

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

“Blew a .15 mana on the breathalyzer at the necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage for skeletons. Needless to say I went for his crossbow”

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Growing my hair out and then getting pictures like this in my memories 😭😭 I’m chopping it off

[kate🎀 @katttyme]

Women with big boobs are always right

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Tried to boot up COD and got sick to my stomach, funny how it works like that

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

“The amount of bush I burn is biblical”

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Plugging in my PlayStation for the first time in almost 3 years and trying not to make eye contact with COD

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

@iniemohk No longer relevant but Overwatch solo comp may be just what you’re looking for

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Twitters not for lurkers anymore?? Wdym “connecting with others” this is my personal space to yell into the void???

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Going back to the gym semi-regularly ✅

Finding out your spine is failing ❌

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

I am happy, I’m at peace, I have everything I could want and yet I still dream. But that person isn’t here and never will be again. It’s a bittersweet melancholy. I still get to see you, smell you, hear you. But I’ll always wake up

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Sitting here with my raw dogs out in a public setting bc I stubbed my toe hard enough to make it face a new direction 😎

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

(We’re so back)

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Barking at local dogs in the dead of night just to feel something

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Being autistic is so funny bc what do you mean I gained 10lbs and all it took was craving beef hotdogs for breakfast lunch and dinner every single day

[ChubberDunkus @Chuberdunkus2]

> Cops quit on mass the month before

> Safest January ever recorded

It’s like there’s some sort of correlation here

[Emily 🍄✨ @XTowerofHeavenX]

Being depressed is so crazy bc what do you mean I feel like it wouldn’t matter if I just laid down and died? All bc I haven’t seen the sun in months?? DRAMATIC for WHAT 🙄😭