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[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

👋 Welcome, Mourinho 👋

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[D @XV_0_IV]

@Jojo_agboola @veloremit

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Liam Rosenior as head coach of the men’s team.

Welcome to Chelsea, Liam! 🔵

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea advance in process to get new head coach as soon as possible with discussions taking place.

Liam Rosenior remains the leading candidate with talks underway.

🎥➕ More: https://t.co/5nRNQbipb4

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Enzo Maresca is on the brink at Chelsea, with a final decision over his future expected to be made today 🚨

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Chelsea have no plans to sack Enzo Maresca in the immediate aftermath of the 2-2 draw with Bournemouth but there is acceptance results need to now improve in the New Year.

The Chelsea boss could come under increasing pressure in January if results don’t change.

Chelsea hope to review Maresca in the summer but that plan could be brought forwards if form isn’t turned around with Chelsea on a run of one win in seven Premier League games.🔵

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Enzo Maresca’s future under discussion at Chelsea, tense situation with doubts intensifying.

Club and manager assessing the recent results and general situation.

➕🎥 https://t.co/dMKvcIyO2l

[D @XV_0_IV]

Antonio Cassano

[Boomerang🪃 @Rmcfmjay]

Name any Italian that played for Real Madrid

Impossible

[Joey Mate™️ 🇦🇺 🇳🇱 @Joey1800callme]

Aussie: "That your dog?"

Kiwi: "Yep"

Aussie: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Kiwi: "Dog don't talk.”

Aussie: Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Kiwi: (look of shock)

Aussie: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Kiwi)

Dog: "Yep."

Aussie: How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Kiwi: (Look of total disbelief!)

Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Kiwi: "Horse don't talk.”

Aussie: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Kiwi: (Extreme look of shock!)

Aussie: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Kiwi)

Horse: "Yep."

Aussie: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Kiwi: (Look of total amazement!)

Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Kiwi: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

[D @XV_0_IV]

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[Uncle Sola @solaadio]

Maybe you girls should only honour dates in cheap public KFC locations rather than in men’s private homes. You shouldn’t need your girl guards to attend a public KFC location except if your friends are hungry people who just want to eat free food.

Your gluttonous friends are absolutely powerless in the face of any armed att@ck (the most unlikely and extreme thing that can ever happen) so their presence around you is meaningless. If you feel your life is truly in danger, take armed guards along not gluttonous girls. Then why are you interested in a dining experience with a terr0rist you can’t trust.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Benin's Minister of Interior says that coup attempt has been 'foiled'

[BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica]

UPDATE: Guinea-Bissau’s military says it has taken full control of the country after detaining President Umaro Sissoco Embaló. The officers say they’ve suspended the electoral process and closed all borders indefinitely. It’s still unclear whether anyone else was detained along with the president.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It was only ever Arsenal.

A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Jorrel Hato’s contract at Chelsea will be valid until June 2032 with an option for further season.

Personal terms, agreed 10 days ago.

[Nicolò Schira @NicoSchira]

Xavi #Simons is one step away to #Chelsea from #Leipzig. Advanced talks. #CFC are confident to close the deal. #transfers

[Nicolò Schira @NicoSchira]

Jorrel #Hato to #Chelsea from #Ajax is at the final stage for €50M. Ready a contract until 2033. #CFC were already at work for this transfer from May. Hato has always been a main target for Maresca. #transfers

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🟡 João Félix and Al Nassr, deal considered at final stages with Chelsea and player side!

Understand João said yes to Al Nassr proposal and the two clubs are finalising terms.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Understand Chelsea and RB Leipzig are now in advanced talks for Xavi Simons.

Negotiations club to club progressing well, still work to do but heading positive direction.

Xavi, keen on Chelsea project with personal terms talks also advanced.