JOEL

Hot. Cool. Yours.

[JOEL @XXX1990]

To venture causes anxiety, but not to venture is to lose one's self. To venture in the highest is precisely to be conscious of one's self.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Grimes reveals she has changed the name of her and Elon Musk’s daughter from Exa to a question mark symbol:

“She’s ‘Y’ now, or ‘Why?’ or just ‘?’”

[JOEL @XXX1990]

@dan_allegretto So tru

[JOEL @XXX1990]

If I was non-binary, I would wear this.

[JOEL @XXX1990]

I’m suing

[JOEL @XXX1990]

https://t.co/W7RhqmfnOd

[Dan @Brohamulet]

Absolutely insane choice for a name

[JOEL @XXX1990]

Is it too late to join Onlyfans?

[JOEL @XXX1990]

My stage name is now officially Moan Didion.

[JOEL @XXX1990]

My friend Anne Frank: ‘She was a precocious little hussy who stole my boyfriend. Good riddance!’

[JOEL @XXX1990]

😐

[Jay Duplass @jayduplass]

Can we just clarify that you are moving to AUSTIN, not TEXAS?! Austin is one of the most liberal progressive educated cultured cities in the US, and that's why you like it. It's California with less taxation. When you move to WACO, then you can brag about how you moved to Texas.

[JOEL @XXX1990]

“These are the worst kind of girls, because they’re hot and smart” - My hot and smart friend to her boyfriend on The White Lotus girls.

[JOEL @XXX1990]

Best wishes on your little gossip blog!

[JOEL @XXX1990]

If you told me a year ago that an insecure young pop star would trade her baggy clothes for a sexy look on a magazine cover as a way to embrace her womanhood, I would’ve said “no fucking duh.”

[JOEL @XXX1990]

Reality played a sick joke on me by putting my high school coach in an episode of Real Housewives this week.

[JOEL @XXX1990]

Apparently “For sale: baby shoes, never worn” is the saddest, shortest story ever written, but I think it’s “I’m into puppy play.”

[JOEL @XXX1990]

‼️Just bought 100 shares of Enron 📈😛 Wooo 🎈#stonks

[JOEL @XXX1990]

I hope Donald and Hillary can finally mend their old friendship after all this ❤️

[JOEL @XXX1990]

Why are we even doing this when we could just make a hologram of Abraham Lincoln president or something?

[JOEL @XXX1990]

Fight the real meme.

[JOEL @XXX1990]

I know who I’m voting for ❤️

[JOEL @XXX1990]

I want a lesbian puppet for president.

[JOEL @XXX1990]

Little Miss Guilltotine 2020