XY Feminist

[MTGColorPie.bsky.social @mtgcolorpie]

If I don't get a common dual land in my sealed pool at the Gatecrash prerelease, am I one of the Gateless? #MTGGTC #VorthosPhilosoraptor

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

@brittneygirl Adorbes

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

Yeah...Wizards' bias towards Izzet isn't *at all* obvious.... @WotC_Magic #gruul #misunderstood http://t.co/qgIruFc9

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

That moment when you land in the greatest city in the world and you're like "fuck....I *live* here." #iheartny

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

I honestly think I would make a really, really awesome girl.

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

Uh, Russell Wilson's wife is fiiiiiiiiiine.

[UCB Theatre NY @ucbtny]

Improv skills used in the @NRA press conference: No questions, "yes and" the unusual thing, justify crazy bullshit.

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

At Lowes, buying some sawhorses for my old man. Obv stopped at Starbucks first to get a short nonfat easy-whip salted caramel hot chocolate.

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

I have not been this glad to be in NM since I was a Freshman flying home the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. #ugh #whiningsolveseverything

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

December 18, 2012: the day when everybody in America decided to finally get around to trying this newfangled "flying" thing.

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

Just saw the stats from the Jets game last night. Man....Mark Sanchez must have *amazing* feet.

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

Now that I actually intend to take it seriously, choosing a new OkCupid username is the hardest thing in the world. @belle_vierge

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

I don't know which is more hilarious, the blowouts in the NFL this week, or the resulting blowouts in all the Fantasy Football leagues.

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

The best part about Santacon is seeing the reactions from people who clearly have no idea it's Santacon.

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

Listened to Damien Rice's "O" start to finish for the first time. What a weird, cool album.

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

Oh my God I am so tight. #needamassage #sobad

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

Jerry gets hooked on Game of Thrones. Dumps his girlfriend (Gillian Jacobs) because she likes Sansa. Kramer becomes addicted to Reddit.

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

#youknowyourea90skidwhen "We've Only Just Begun" starts playing and the first thing that comes to your mind is "Happy Gilmore."

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

I'm about to forget every Universal truth. Fuck! Tell me all of your wisdom! Post it here!!!!!!!!!

[XY Feminist @XYFeminist]

Drink 1: Whiskey ginger ale
Drink 2: Whiskey on the rocks
Drink 3: Whiskey on the rocks

I like where this evening is going. :)