ASHLEY

SHE/HE.
I AM EVIL.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

AHPPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY THE ROBOT !!!!!!!!!

[louis 🍉 @alfdefolf]

heterophobia is definitely a real thing because there’s no other way to describe how this video makes me feel

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

SEASON 5

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

HE ASKED ME TO HIT IT UPSIDE DOWN I SAID I DONE STRANGER THINGS

[gomer @gomergimpson]

RUMOR — NEXT FORTNITE SEASON WILL REPORTEDLY BE “THE GIMPSONS” THEMED

[ VIA @GH0STBLUSH ]

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

@digitalradi0 THE ELVIS ALTER HAS HIT THE SYSTEM

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

I PLAY DEAD BY DAYLIGHT WITH MY BUSH OUT

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

THEYRE GOING TO GET ME ! 😞

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

WHERE AM I

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

IM A MATCHA GUY NOW MAN SLOW DOWN

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

DONT EVER LEARN THINGS BRO YOU WILL HATE

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

I HOPE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER WRONGED ME WILL DIE

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

CALLED ME A BEAST THE WAY I NEVER MISSEDHER

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

OUR ADVERSARIES (THE CO2 LEAK AT WORK) ARE WINNING

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

THERE'S A STARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY
HE'D LIKE TO COME AND MEET US
BUT HE THINKS HE'D BLOW OUR MINDS
THERE'S A STARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY
HE'S TOLD US NOT TO BLOW IT
'CAUSE HE KNOWS IT'S ALL WORTHWHILE
HE TOLD ME
LET THE CHILDREN LOSE IT
LET THE CHILDREN USE IT
LET ALL THE CHILDREN BOOGIE

[this guy @cnparker08fr]

@3letter_

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

WHEN ELDEN RINGS, I PICK UP THE PHONE.

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK

[ASHLEY @XYL0BONES]

EVERYONE ELSE AT MY JOB IS WORKING TO LIVE AND SURVIVE IN THIS SYSTEM WHILE I AM HERE FOR V-BUCKS AND XBOX GAMEPASS. WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN.