i am a $3.99 castle creature

she/they bi | 💕 let's take a chance on today! i'm a very annoying fujo, so please don't follow me!

[i am a $3.99 castle creature @X_111s]

@BanyanWhiskers @Muj_in dumb fucking dog. This is why you made a woman kill herself.

[小峰海 @umi_komine]

月は「我々」とこうも近かったのか
#dottore #原神 #GenshinImpact

[fawn @fawnncel]

her eyes are as green as pickles. her freckles are spread across her face like a perfect sesame seed bun. her cheeks as rosy as tomato. her beautiful mustard hair… ketchup tinted lips… her cheesy smile… and her patties… 😍 she’s my burger

[𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐥_𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐞🕯 @maomaolou]

Varka's supports being an angel, a dragon and an archon

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

one sentence history of silicon valley

[lyuda @cinnie_kinnie]

I’m not gonna play arknights endfield bro are you telling me I have to go to work and design power lines all day and then go home and design power lines all day 😭😭

[Mike from PA @Mike_from_PA]

His victim was given a 10 year protective order. That is extremely difficult to get and he's now barred from ever owning a gun. If he BORROWS a gun he commits a felony.

They don't hand those out in Texas on a whim. The judge found probable cause that he was a rapist and stalker.

[Divya George @divz_i_am]

Been surviving my 30s on this thought alone.

[Devi 🌹 @devilypop]

╰┈➤ Genshin Impact concept designs that didn't happen to be in game, a thread 🧵

Part 5 - Fontaine
#GenshinImpact

[maru @lovlyney]

Baby Now

[Selkie @selkieline_]

#varcole #varka #nicolereeyn

바르니콜 진짜..너무맛있음

[銀太@ポンチツール7 @ponchi_tool_7]

#魅力のある紫を見せてください見た人全員強制

[skirkinara on fontaine aq playings duty @zneshnaya]

yo wtf was yae miko’s problem BEKDKSKEKEKWKD

[vick || neuvitits ceo || MY BABY IS FUCKING REAL @imavickokatowoo]

NEUVIFURI🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[tomato🍅 @tomodurien]

#arlebina

[maru @lovlyney]

hoyo knew exactly what they were doing with durin