The Polish government:
— Where did this missile come from?
— From Ukrainian territory.
— Why didn’t they shoot it down?
— Because they don’t have enough missiles for air-defense systems.
— Why don’t they have enough?
— Because we don’t give them enough.
— Why don’t we give them enough?
— So that we have enough.
— And what do we need them for?
— To shoot down missiles.
— Then why aren’t we shooting them down?
@stoned_muffin I wouldn't do that if you were in Ukraine! A date with you would be so interesting! First to the theater, and then to a cafe. Or vice versa, if you like ice cream. 🥰😍😌
If Trump was in the White House in 1942:
There were some explosions on navy ships at Pearl Harbor … biggest explosions ever.
Fake News say it was Japan. But I talked to General Tojo (great guy … very respected leader) and he said he had nothing to do with it. I trust Tojo.