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The client: wants 8 foot boards out of nowhere

The problem: company policy is to only measure out to 7 feet

The solution: we set the tape measure back a foot to make a 7 foot cut actually an 8 foot board

This is how dumb changing the clock looks

Time is a unit of measurement

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@itsrosesm will you unalive yourself too?

[Ted Nugent @TedNugent]

Without the unvaccinated, the world would already be eating bugs, lining up for their 11th booster, and hiding in their basements like obedient lab rats. It's our resistance, our refusal, and our voice that shook the system and woke up the masses.
We stood against the largest psychological operation in human history, designed to break our minds, crush our freedoms, and turn society into a digital prison. And we're not done. We will keep resisting FLOCK, date centers, gunlaws, punkass game departments, mass surveillance, and every tyrannical government movement that dares to rise.
You are welcome to join us, or stay a slave in the cage they built for you.
We are the last line of defense against tyranny. The resistance. The enemy they couldn't break. The glitch in the matrix. The anomaly they never saw coming, and the spark that set humanity free.
You’re welcome.

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@harveyspistols "Say somethin' nice about Dolly"

it was weird how she wanted Taylor Swifts first born child ...

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Woman’s church membership gets terminated for leaving her husband and children to shack-up with another man.

Churches should be doing more of this.

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@CarlsJr Hillary's emails? or the Epstein client list?

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@centralnerv @tr6_guy @grok 🤡you think it's just Trump saying it? That there is no evidence backing it up? You are a good little goy slave aren't you

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@Trustintrump47 it will be his own citizens that put his head on a spike

[New York Post @nypost]

'Shocking' study shows link between transgender ideology and left-wing violence https://t.co/K34Swc4YoE

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@nypost You mean that thing we have been saying for years and keep getting told the right does more violence?

Yeah .. the only shocking thing is that they are finally saying it

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@Polymarket ok. let North Korea have them then

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@booker9e1 @solar_ric I feel like I was the only one saying this yesterday. Glad I'm not alone. She need the elite adrenochrome I guess.

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@solar_ric 0 chance it is the one in the middle. Amazing how the comments prove this works for the bookends. wow

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@centralnerv @tr6_guy @grok I don't care about your TDS. You don't get say there is no evidence just because you don't like the source.

Have fun loosing the trade war. Retard

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@centralnerv @tr6_guy @grok what countries has China been able to use to bypass US tariffs

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@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay

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@DavidJHarrisJr It will most impact blue states which I'm sure will be happy to say "elbows up" 😂

[Alpha News @AlphaNews]

‘Spider-Man’ hailed as hero after Jake Lang clash has domestic violence, felony firearm convictions

William Nicholas Love had prior domestic violence convictions before being accused of strangling the mother of his child and holding a gun to her head in front of their 2-year-old daughter.

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@GD44vh bookmarked incase I need to remember this later lol