Evelyn Real

Worshipper. Beefster Lover. Straightup weirdo. Young Higher Ed Proffesional✌️

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If everyone could just stop emailing me for like 48 hours, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks!

From the trenches,
Evelyn

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@Bassking999 Lol cuz I have long arms? 😂😂😂

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I started working out. And now I fight the urge to let people know that I’m working out and that’s why I’m now walking like a elderly person 😅

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Why is Christian music so boring? It all feels so sad 🫠 I don’t need that kind of downer in my life right now🥹.

Upbeat/happy song/artist suggestions are welcomed😊

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Day 3 of having my money in the stock market and I made $30! Pretty proud of it 🥹

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Every time a budget truck drives by my house I get really excited cuz I think it’s my things and then it keeps driving and I’m disappointed all over again 😔
#WeekThree

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@SanBernardinoPD I love that you guys are using tik tok for these videos 😂😂😂 well played SBPD

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Ok, Anna Delvey. I’m lowkey routing for you. #InventingAnna @netflix

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Controversial statement: We don’t talk about Bruno performed live at the Oscars wasn’t my cup of tea 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Mind ya business @netflix

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What are you supposed to do when a colleague passive aggressively calls them out in an email?

Would love to hear your responses
#WorkLife #AcademicTwitter #QuestionTime #

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@Expedia what does a person have to do to speak with a customer service rep? I’ve been on old for 2.5 hours! 😭

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This week, Christmas songs kicked my butt, made me question my identity as a singer and almost made me quit singing altogether. But that’s just me, how was your week?

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I can’t fully remember but I’m pretty sure that I was planning my dad’s funeral around this time last year. I’m just proud of my growth in the last year. Surviving is easy, thriving is the what we strive for.

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@OldNavy What the heck? You send me emails with clothes that are cute (like this camel coat), I click on the picture hoping to purchase it (or at least see the price), and it exists NOWHERE on your website🤦‍♀️. Take my money! Just tell me where to find it😞.

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DO NOT watch “Afterlife of the Party” on @netflix if you have unresolved dead parent issues 😢 #Balling

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@shenennagins I’m invested, let me know!

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@glorinaaa Lol she’s definitely gotta be careful 😂😂😂

Tell him thank you for taking care of my babies in his dreams ☺️

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@glorinaaa 😂😂😂😂 that’s so funny!