xander

im a salty snack 🤠

[xander @XanderBehr]

@PokemonDealsTCG Damn I’m shook. I actual hit 😏

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

i do alot of illegal shit but i draw the line at littering bitch

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I’m thick cause I be eating grits
Pretty like Ice but I’ll slap a btch 🧊👋🏾

#PrincessDianaRemix TAG the queen & princess🎀 @NICKIMINAJ @icespicee_

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[xander @XanderBehr]

@Mik32Mik3 @ToxxicZombie It’s funny to me how much y’all want all hetero cis males to be homophobic.

[xander @XanderBehr]

@tommy282928 @ToxxicZombie I bet that felt like you did something there huh. I moved to South Dakota a year ago. SMH y’all so toxic always.

[xander @XanderBehr]

@ToxxicZombie I’m a gay male who wears makeup. I manage a barbershop full of cis straight male barbers, and shown nothing but respect. All shops are not the same. We’re even in v conservative state. Guess I’m grateful I can’t relate. My fades stay fresh lol

[xander @XanderBehr]

@julesnroll @killah_hunter @ToxxicZombie Maybe it’s just not the right shop. I work in a barbershop. I’m a queer male who wears makeup. I manage all of the men in my shop & I’m treated with the utmost respect. They correct clients if they say homophobic things even. They’ve even asked me how they can be more inclusive.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I think imma start clubbing at the gay clubs …The scammer/ bartender baddie clubs people ain’t turning up no more.Everyone just starring at each other smelling like bacarrat.

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

If you don’t think SpongeBob is hilarious, you have no place in my life.

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

When my publicist changed jobs this year I told my team I didn’t need a publicist anymore and I now see why people have publicists lmao. however I may continue to have no publicist because I’m entertained

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

how do you talk to a conservative republican how how

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

me waking up knowing spooky season is near… 🎃

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Every day in America since 2016: https://t.co/iuk1BnlCyi

[xander @XanderBehr]

Sad to see #YEEZYDAY is gonna suck again this year. You’d think they’d have a better system figured out by now