Xander Grzywinski 🐀

porcelain punk🤘🏻| open source dweeb | he/him | 💗💜💙

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

There is literally nobody I would hire faster if I could

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@schristoff25 This happens to you a lot doesn’t it?

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@Divya_Mohan02 @Dixie3Flatline @sreeramvnkitesh 🖤

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@jeefy @jrrickard I wish someone would pay me Zach Snyder money to be terrible at my job 😭

[Leigh Capili 🧋 @capileigh]

can't wait to run llama3 on my uwubernetes

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@capileigh

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@Dixie3Flatline Gonna name the next release “fuck boy island” just to spite you all

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

Y’all are mad about uwubernetes?

I named my release after a sloth with sunglasses on.

@LachlanEvenson named his after breadsticks.

@jrrickard named his after a cat with it’s tongue out.

If you’re mad at the cute logo this time, ask yourself why.

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@Dixie3Flatline led an amazing release. To all of you whining about the theme, what have you done for Kubernetes? Less than that.

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@nicholaseberts @LachlanEvenson @jrrickard People who don’t contribute

[tef @tef_ebooks]

seeing people mad online about "uwubernetes"

lol

"sure i may use a linux distro named after toy story characters, i've regularly download libraries named after pokémon, and for some reason every company has a slack boy named heimdall, but this is too much"

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@mauilion @Dixie3Flatline @FarrahC32 Look at all my hot and cool friends! 😭

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@mauilion I have photos but nothing available for sale until June 🙂. I have an exhibition coming up in Connecticut that I have to hold things for. Lots of stuff will be available after that though!

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@kamcmahon @linuxfoundation @StackLokHQ

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

If anyone is planning on being at Open Source Summit next week, say hi! I might even try to recruit you.

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

Today is my second last day with Microsoft! These last two years have been awesome, and I'm so glad I got the chance to work with such an incredible team. Even if you love your job, sometimes a cool opportunity comes along that you can't say no to.

New thing starts Tuesday!

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@mfahlandt So sorry to hear 💔

[Xander Grzywinski 🐀 @XanderGrzy]

@mattstratton @Dixie3Flatline Ngl Gambit in that outfit sent me straight to hell