Xander Max

YouTuber, Balloon Artist, Possibly the last hope for humanity but probably not.

[Xander Max @XanderMax125]

When the gun conference has a gun free zone.

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#ThisIsTheWay

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So sick of @hulu saying certain content is only for mature viewers.

Immature adults should be able to watch that content too!

#FakeOutrage

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Presidential debate tonight,

Ain't no better way to see a dumpster fire pick a fight with a half-asleep hound dog.

#vote

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The vase drops
Time stops
Until the break

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"Compose a word bank
of everything a person has said
while living,
And you can make anything
A quote."

~Oscar Wilde

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Hat on a Hat? https://t.co/AfRKbFxuXg

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And after! https://t.co/7XL869TKMz

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Can't wait for this guy to cook up. Happy St. Patrick's day! https://t.co/x1ZLGOkWFN

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Plants are on their way https://t.co/2vtNmFujAw

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Homemade Shakshuka https://t.co/TZBAGzcudv

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@joehills Person: I'm sorry for your loss
Me: So you admit it!

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@pyke6 @DOB_INC Really anything by Margaret Atwood

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@DOB_INC Prodigal Summer by Barbara Kinsolver is pretty good.

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@jk_rowling You know I think I will wake up at 4 a.m. ...4 a.m. in Sydney Austrailia...i live in Michigan.

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They say you shouldn't meet your heros, but they haven't met Nick Seluk from Akward Yeti!! @ North Center Brewing Company https://t.co/uWo3Zlv5Wt

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We've all been there...

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He's got the moves like the male offspring of a Jaguar and a Tigress.

He's got the moves like the male offspring of a Jaguar and a Tigress.

He's got the mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oves like the male offspring of a Jaguar and a Tigress.

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@jk_rowling Do witches and wizards use falcons for overnight deliveries?

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📷 maladymaleficent: s4karuna: superiorbiscuits: #THIS IS SO ACCURATE I understood the classifications... https://t.co/NBVxma3zCs