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[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

My closest proximity to a vagina would have been at my birth.

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@omwambaKE So pathetic calling himself mzee wa jamii, uyu ni mzee wa tumbo lisiloshiba

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

The intimacy of staring at each other while everyone else is talking...

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

The World Bank has cut Kenya's 2026 growth forecast to 4.3%, down from 4.9%, and warns up to 2.4 million more Kenyans could fall into poverty this year.

Government projected 5%.

That gap between official optimism and lived reality is the story of this presidency.

Kenyans are paying more for fuel, transport and food while being told the numbers are fine.

We need a government that plans for citizens, not for headlines.

#Kumekucha. #UkatibaMovement #Ukombozi

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@RawBrawls I'm not so sure but all of them have ramped him up in the bedrooms, now he stands up and says some of them are bisexuals and boom, he's assaulted. Such low IQ and internalized homophobia

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@HonMosiria You act so foolish sometimes as if you are the king of morals, you're also chasing clout

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

Goons will become gangs.
Gangs will become rebel armies controlling regions of Kenya.
We should urgently remove politics from national security or else there will be no place to run.

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@Toribabieegirl Those who take that long are said to turn HIV positive, given time for reality to hit home as they undergo counseling, chesaaa

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@Josh001J Unakula ad mpishi 😂

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

I need autocorrect to remove that fvcking red line from African names, they're not a spelling errors.

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@Degrata254 Labda wine 😂 KC ginger mwagia mamorio 😂

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@Honcalebamisi Uyo governor is a mole, he came to cause mayhem

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@KeKirwa Na kuoa mabibi wengi

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@georgediano They are also side chicks🫴🏿😂

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@MaeB1x Red sagging eyes 😂

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@leliibaby And writing poems 😂

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@Ravenismeee Silence

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@KeKirwa Waluhya nakwambia unastruggle na bado maze amekwangalia ivi na Ako an job 😂

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@Rajjath24 Been loosing myself for too long and am feeling self awakening, I'm just afraid to tap into my dreams. I know the moment I'll venture into them, that's it.

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@georgediano Of course the world is changing 🤣you cannot expect the life you lived as a child with that of now. Culture dynamics, lifestyle, economy, parental design, among others are all factors to consider. We have been here all along 😂

[_MtuMbili @XanderNus]

@Adele_lide He's not believing what young people can do to the country something he never achieved rather than eating from the government. Mzee, let young people dream