Xander Payne

I make twitter look easy

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@RickyMead @Swoop1919 @_CashC4 Welcome to #scootlife. We’ve been expecting you. #westcoastchapter

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@brendan_graf @KingJames It’s what’s hot in the streets

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@roxystriar Everyone knows the safest place during an earthquake is your dreams.

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Waiting on @AMCTheatres and @wbpictures to announce a @DolbyCinema 20th anniversary screening any time now...

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@maxkellerman Let me drink your tears, Max! Please!

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@XanderPayne Xander knows what's up

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@SURHUL #NotMyMedicine @kennefickwkend

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@AliciaSilv @SUBWAY

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@nofuckinziti The only show that’ll survive global warming. People will still be watching during humanities Mad Max age.

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@BennyButtz @kylebuchanan Satan

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@BennyButtz This too https://t.co/3pRxZQAmNl

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@BennyButtz ‘I’ve argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.’

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@BennyButtz @consequence @beowulf182 @NativesThree @kennefickwkend @Swoop1919 @Paaaahty Man Overboard!

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@JTEmoviethinks TLJ - Not a ‘big risk’ to make unimaginative choices. I invite you over for Thanksgiving and serve Hungry-Man frozen dinners. Same riskiness.

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@Swoop1919 @JennyDell_ @BennyButtz Tell us a story, Jenny.

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@beowulf182 Hoisting the cup aka the chairs

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@halrudnick *hits blunt again*

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@billburr stop in for some wings with @seanseaevans on #HotOnes

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@MNightShyamalan @jimmykimmel @brendanmccarthy M. Night is better than ever.