Xander

cat poet

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

I was 140th with 2889 points in the Talking Dead Quiz! https://t.co/q8lwvFyzk1 #PlayDead

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

I was 1263rd with 2536 points in the Talking Dead Quiz! https://t.co/q8lwvFyzk1 #PlayDead

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

I was 290th with 2776 points in the Talking Dead Quiz! http://t.co/q8lwvFyzk1 #PlayDead

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

@Sockington & sockington army; another soldier has fallen :( Xander has passed away Friday night

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

Little Mister isn't doing so well,lady that feeds him writing this;he may not be with us much longer,pls pray for easy passing, no suffering

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

feeling poorly; I will accept your pill with resignation. Getting old sucks.

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

i invented a new game; it's called "Where's the poop?" I did my part, now you GO GO GO!

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

don't look at me, I have no problem staying in here and pooping on your floor. Your choice.

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

drop that pill or the mousie dies.

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

dont mind me;Im comfy on ur chair cushion.I think grey fur accentuates the pumpkin-colord velvet perfectly,don't you?hey,I said DONT mind me

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

is it my fault you keep leaving the bathroom door open? that bathtub does not get pooped in all by itself, let me tell you.

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

mm, the superior crunchies make up for the "salmon" kittytunas. Your job is saved.

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

Sorry2report ur recent kittytuna offerings r unacceptable.Salmon"flavorings"r hardly soWe may look@layoffs if this dismal quality continues

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

sure, I'll take that pill; no problem. oh, oh, I don't like it, ew, see my yuky face? ok all done, see ya! . . . . PATOOIE. Sucker.

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow MEOW meo-- salmon? really? meh, I'm going back to bed.

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

not under the vanity for nothing-unacceptable you think you can crawl under here too to give me pill HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR BOUNDARIES??

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

that is not a poop smear on your mat; it is a brown declaration of my undying affection for your bathroom; why you mad???

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

Success means lady goes "UMFF!" when I land on her belly. Success!

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

Getting stronger every day; pretty soon I will be bending steel with the power of my mind. Or by lying on it with my growing belly.

[Xander @Xanderbearkins]

SUPERCAT will now take a nap, but in a SUPER way. who knows how strong my snore will be; might put up the storm windows to be safe.