Xanderpuss *️⃣

Eleventy gallons of shit in a ten gallon hat

[Xanderpuss *️⃣ @XanderpussRex]

push this button now 👇

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@slutriarch @shoupshouts @jules_amin I'm going to need you to explain this

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@e_considine @shoupshouts @jules_amin I'm British, what the hell are you talking about

[Xanderpuss *️⃣ @XanderpussRex]

I think I'm done tweeting for the night and maybe forever. If so, I'll leave it as this: Be kind. Do your best to remember that the other person you're dealing with is also dealing with things. Be kind. Someday you might be on the other side.

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@djbeema What have you got against flavor country?

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A couple of absolute duds and a banger if only you lived in my headspace (end of times getting this dumb as fuck joke out)

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@mrgipson I want to raid my parents house to see if they still have these. My god this is bringing back so many memories.

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@mrgipson It was part of an anthology. Sorta a encyclopedia of kids stories and it was around 20-30 books. I remember these pics vividly.

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@djbeema @chaensaw 🎶🎵 break us down 🎵🎶

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@djbeema Idk it made sense and still makes sense in my head but not in an explainable way

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@djbeema And the British

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My older brother and I circa 1983

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It’s getting cold out there

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@ItsLuckyPurr As a 6'3" guy who'd been paraded around too many short ex-boyfriends as a gotcha, I ended up enjoying the guy's company better more often than not. Don't do this unless you're ready to release him.

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@djbeema Hacked!

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Who are you!!

[Xanderpuss *️⃣ @XanderpussRex]

The good news is there's only around 10 people who interact with me on twitter, so long as you 10 don't leave I'll be fine

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@djbeema I been hacked beems!

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@vulgarlasagna @ababycroissant Just too much for me. Saw some random blues band while waiting for that part of the show to end and I don't regret it at all.

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My conspiracy theory is that real rich people grew tired of Leon getting all the glory for being a wealthy genius so they convinced him, a paper tiger, to purchase a company they knew he was too dumb to manage and it would destroy them both.