Alexandragon 🐉

strive for happiness

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

I just put myself in time out bc my son accidentally kicked my face. It pulled off my lashes….

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

@LinkedInHelp my account is restricted and I’ve uploaded my verification on persona. I’ve been waiting for a week

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

Not the insomnia and mania combo hitting

[✨HungryBaldAshbamaOssoff✨ @AshariExpresses]

If Republicans are so good for the economy, then way are the poorest states all red?

[cameron got freckles @ProhneLad]

You know the coochie good if her cars messy

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

@Rdblang What’s the new thing lol

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

Idk if I’ve just been away from twitter for a long time to where I don’t see people’s tweets or if people have left X for something else

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

Why do people use the word shrinkflation when shrinkage exists and is the opposite of inflation? It just irks me

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

I never understood the saying “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” bc I would wish it upon them. Like, why not?

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

Being a parent is insane. I had to collect a stool sample from my son bc he’s sick and that was the most disgusting thing I’ve had to do.

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

I stopped breastfeeding a year ago and I still have milk in there

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

candid of me being offered a cigarette on a night out

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

Lately my son has been very dramatic and fake falling and it reminded me of when my mom hit me once as a kid and I fell and pretended to have fainted lmaoooo I did not get up for a while

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

Loveeeee reading BD/BM drama

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

@ProhneLad Physically can’t

[Alexandragon 🐉 @XandraMaciel]

I could never get a caricature done of myself, I’d cry