Xandy Boyd

Forklift Certified. Camp Lejune Water Drinker. Pfizer Investor. Avid koozie collector

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

Reposting stories people post of you on your birthday is stupid.

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

People who write their Venmo on the back of their car with “just married” or “buy the birthday girl a drink” are delusional

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

Going to the grocery store…only a couple more months until the crooked Biden Regime quits taking all my beer money

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

@cohnjampbell74 MJ spent a lot of time in the classroom this offseason and it shows. Real gritty guy

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

@MJGoldrunner @RuralVol yOu wOuLdn’T eVeN gEt iNtO oUr sChOoL

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

@MJGoldrunner Surely there has to be a tier below F for Rutgers. I simply cannot fathom attending a school where the vast population of students are from New Jersey.

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

Cowboys sign language girl by golly. What a smoke

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

Sigma Chi’s spirit animal has to be Parker McCollum. #GoldChainCowboy

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

It’s a big game for the vols you know that means…it’s time for all the casuals to post the best shit talk they find on Old Row Vols.

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

@OsamaBenDrinkin You would think-yet I’ve seen some good men fall victim to this.

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

Reposting stories people post of you on your birthday is stupid.

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

@michael__hopper @JaxsonDart Tennessee basketball and Ole Miss football need to meet up and go to bars before big games together. Clearly both don’t care.

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

Slingshot engaged

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

I hate northern people who say “I’m one of the good ones I vote republican”. My state will be red with or without you. My issue is the disgusting “bussin” culture you yanks bring down please leave.

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

I find it seriously hard to believe that guys who wear a hat backwards whilst almost levitating off their heads don’t know they are scum.

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

Nice white converse and gymshark cutoff-you are only a few reps away from being Ronnie Coleman douchebag.

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

Not exactly how I drew it up-but Xandy will enjoy nevertheless

[Xandy Boyd @XandyBoydd]

Shitting in a clean Buc-ee’s bathroom isn’t worth it. Fat Yankee road trip families make me feel disgusting.