Roy Myklebust

Born in Florida of Norwegian parents, moved back to Norway in 1982. Still looking for my lost love from 1972, Deborah Soles. If you know her, tell her.

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

@Ukraine @DefenceU @CinC_AFU
Час мислити у трьох вимірах.
Випробуйте дрон, щоб побачити, як високо він зможе полетіти.
У наступній атаці наберіть висоту в Україні та летіть на найвищій висоті до цілі. Потім пікіруйте прямо на ціль.
Поєднайте зі звичайною атакою.

#Ukraine

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

Has anybody considered that ADHD is a direct result of having a phone jammed in your frontal lobe?

This constant obsession what everyone else is doing is debilitating.

Choose your poison, Ritalin or put the phone down.

#ADHD #Ritalin #Adderall #facebook #TikTok #Instagram

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

Nothing is more effective for weight loss than a toothache!

#teeth #weightlosstips

[. @Zardoz_IX]

#Trump tells CNN Cuba is soon going to fall"

Jesus H Christ! That's the same as saying "Did you see how I kicked that baby's ass! He really shit himself."

The once Great America is stomping on the peasants of #Cuba .
What a huge victory...
#CubaNoEstáSola #CubaEstáFirme

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

방금 "왕을 사로잡다"를 다 봤는데 신세경에게 완전히 마음을 빼앗겼어요. 제가 본 여성 중 가장 아름다운 여성 중 한 명이에요.
한국에는 정말 아름다운 여성들이 많네요.
한국으로 이사 가야 할지도 모르겠어요…
#koreandrama #Korea #ShinSeKyung

[. @Zardoz_IX]

"#Trump wants nations to pay $1 billion for permanent Board of Peace seats"

Trump obviously needs the money to buy #Greenland .

I guess the Golden Sneakers aren't selling as well as he had hoped...

#BoardOfPeace #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

[. @Zardoz_IX]

"#Trump says he's pursuing Greenland after perceived Nobel Peace Prize snub"

I don't get. Why doesn't he just invade #Norway ?
He can kidnap the king and put him on trial. Then move the whole royal family to #Guantanamo.
I'm sure #ERIC would love to be king.

#Greenland #Nobel

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

@Darkstar7769 @Zardoz_IX I already did!😉😊

[. @Zardoz_IX]

"Giving Trump the Nobel peace prize medal is ‘absurd’, say Norwegian politicians"

"So, how much do you want for that necklace?"

Now the world has confirmation that #Trump is a buffoon and a banana republic tyrant.

It's embarassing to be an #American
#nobelprice #TyrantTrump

[. @Zardoz_IX]

Today an illegal coup in Venezuela, but where next?
Greenland?

It's obvious to anyone with two eyes that #Trump is a warmonger and an expansionist. He has set up this invasion to justify taking over #Greenland !

#invasion #Venezuela #Warmonger #TrumpTerrorist

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

The idea of marriage to a young man is the same as sex to a young virgin girl. They are both scared to death of what it entails.

But when the get fϋcked they realize “Wow, I enjoyed that more than I thought I would.”

And then they are ready to do it again…
#marriage #virgin

[. @Zardoz_IX]

"New US peace plan pushes Ukraine toward capitulation"

#Russia keeping part of #Ukraine is as if Canada invaded Maine and then demanded to keep it as part of a peace proposal...

Lebensraum my ass!

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #PutinsPuppet #UkraineWar #UkraineWillPrevail

[. @Zardoz_IX]

Millions rally against #Trump at ‘No Kings’ protests across the US.

I applaud the #NoKings movement for attempting to resurrect the Constitution.

I only have one question:
Where were you on November 5, 2024?
#NoKingsInAmerica #democracy #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #Constitution

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

@colbertlateshow
Saw your 17. oct show on YouTube

This is a much better Nazi flagg for republicans.
I hung it on my office door the first time Trumop got elected and pissed off a bunch of american students here in Norway! :D
#Colbert #TheLateShow #StephenColbert

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

@Ammy_Alone_26

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

방금 호텔 델루나를 다 봤는데, 아이유는 제가 본 여자 중 가장 아름다운 여자 중 하나였어요. 나는 그녀에게서 눈을 뗄 수가 없었다.
그녀가 나를 괴롭히는 건 기꺼이 허락할 거야. 하지만 그녀는 이미 내 꿈에 나타나니까…

#koreandrama #IU #HoteldeLuna

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

@1LadyCecilia
Gratulere med seier First Lady!
#CeciliaBraekhus

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

I think every man should date a woman that can beat the crap out of him at least once in his life.

That gives a completely new meaning to the word Respect!
“You said WHAT?!...”

#Respect #MeToo #women #men #relationships

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

@jimmykimmel

On the first show back you should open by saying a deal has been made with the Powers that Be. You will present the show muted but with texting in Russian.

#JimmyKimmel

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

I met THE most beautiful black Danish woman on a bicycle in Kolind.

I was on my motorcycle and gave her directions to Grenaa.

But she ruined the rest of my vacation.
I couldn’t stop thinking about her.

And I still can’t…
*sigh*
#Denmark #cycling #Blackisbeautiful

[Roy Myklebust @Xanthian_]

@DropSiteNews It shouldn't so difficult to rig an air horn to start when the parachute deploys.

That would give people a fighting chance to hear that something is about to fall on your head!
#GazaStarving #GazaIsStarving