Xanthos Calloway-Cambria

(RP Account) Healthcare industry professional and amateur nuisance.
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[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@GothamCitySkye Another example.

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

A curse, really

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@MyrlyMortal you.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@MaskofZora It means I also have to start budgeting.

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

Found a Tuesday night project.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

decided to get my life together

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@MaskofZora I’d rather not say.

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

Update: we’re dating now.

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

I’ve cultivated an online persona that compels me to retweet this.

[ʍ ҽ ց ղ @notahorror]

i moan loud as hell & if u don’t like it, go to a different olive garden

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@AidenEppes We were not cooking though 😉

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

Aye aye 🫡 @AidenEppes

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

i don’t get the “cooking together 😍” crowd. get the fuck out of my way. how are you always in front of the cabinet i need. IM TRYING TO RELAX

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

When it’s 3am and he murmurs “babe” with his sleepy voice, kisses your shoulder, adjusts the covers over your body, adds, “i love you so much”, then pulls you in for a deeper snuggle. But you can’t relate because you’re single to stupor.

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

Not to be dramatic but I would die for this snail.

[Lily in the City @LilyArtemisTO]

Posting weirdly-sized animals until I get tired

Behold, the Giant African Snail
8 inches long, weighing 11 ounces, and with a lifespan of around 5 years

Invasive to everywhere besides East Africa
Illegal to buy, own, and release in the US
Carries a meningitis-causing nematode

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@MaskofZora Can’t wait to call you out when it happens.

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@JoaquinBlckwell Honestly even looks like her a bit

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@AidenEppes @MaskofZora 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

Never Ending Pasta Bowl LTO is like my Christmas.

[John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom]

When I walk in the Olive Garden

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@MaskofZora @AidenEppes You joke but try and find a fit man willing to eat pasta.

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@AidenEppes I’m the luckiest man in the world.

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

@GothamCitySkye So well-adjusted. Which cousins do you like better?

[Xanthos Calloway-Cambria @XanthosCC]

I guess I know which of my fathers is the “dad” in a heteronormative sense.