J-Herbaugh

Please take nothing I say seriously on here. Many tweets will be heavily soaked in sarcasm.
Chargers/Sun Devils/Padres/Lakers/Ducks

[Jason Maples @jjmaples55]

Spurs the better team but boy being Young and Dumb has kicked them in the ass this entire series yeeeesh

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Fox going to the rim there the most LeRoy Jenkins thing ive seen on a basketball court since 2016 Kyrie.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Let’s go to the monitor. Hell yes.

[J-Herbaugh @XanzFerdinand]

Knicks fans booed Wemby harder than President Trump

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

Trump when Mitchell Robinson is about to shoot a free throw

[Dale Chu @Dale_Chu]

“The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.

[d🐍 @indogaysian]

The glass of milk/pineapple on pizza/the word 'moist' being just something someone told you is SO REAL

[J-Herbaugh @XanzFerdinand]

@animellKingdom @GOODBROTHERLYZM Yeah but I would trade both of those in a heartbeat to keep my family together under one roof

[Charlie @LAChas77]

On the backroads I sometimes wonder where did everybody go

[Yankee @nervousamerican]

“The Young must suffer so the old can live in comfort” is exactly why families aren’t forming, the birth rate is sub-replacement, and nobody is buying your house for 2.5x what you paid for it.

[SkinwalkerActual @nw_wolfrunner]

If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.

[J-Herbaugh @XanzFerdinand]

@zmichalo39 @FanSince09 Feels like Spider-man movies have the opposite effect. Doomsday could theoretically bomb. Brand New Day is pulling in a billion plus no matter what.

[J-Herbaugh @XanzFerdinand]

@banterrealism @tk8499 @H0TR0DLINC0LN @peggyrockbottom You’re just making everyone behind you angry for no reason. One day it’s going to cause an accident.

[🌅 100 Frœgs of Summer 🏝 @FroegVol4]

You're supposed to let it grow until it looks like shit and then cut it a bit shorter than you want to maximize the time until you need to cut it again

[J-Herbaugh @XanzFerdinand]

@jtrnlnd @ThePrimalDino @ukedulac @WB_Baskerville LMAO I think he means Antarctica

[J-Herbaugh @XanzFerdinand]

@warrupc @bigseb31213 @prochoicenun I’m not gonna pretend that doesn’t suck. But to me, a life without getting laughed at isn’t worth living a life without dancing. And losers are gonna laugh at me no matter what I do, so I might as well have some fun.

[J-Herbaugh @XanzFerdinand]

@bigseb31213 @prochoicenun I mean sure that happened, but I knew I wasn’t gay because I was out there trying to get girls. Why do you care what the guys who don’t get girls say? Just dance.

[Culture of the Creek @CulturalCreek]

I deserve a house and a car and a beer after work. Why? Fuck you and go to hell.

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.