Raelle Willbourne

Herbivorous Crybaby

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

Chinese food in England is so grim

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

This is the bright ray of light leading me through these dark times

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Release date for Stardew Valley console & mobile 1.6 update: November 4th

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

Everytime someone finds out I moved to England from Maine, they go, “Whyyyyy?” And honestly I agree with them.

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

“Suffering and pain are always obligatory for people of broad intellect and a deep heart.” #crimeandpunishment

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

“Talking nonsense is humanity’s only privilege over the rest of creation.” #crimeandpunishment

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

“There is no normal life, Wyatt. There’s just life. Now get on with it.”

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

I should just buy stock in Royal Mail envelopes at this point. The amount of personal documents I’ve had to send away in special delivery envelopes with ANOTHER enclosed self-addressed envelope… 7 quid a pop adds up 💰🙄 #immigrantprobs

[jazzy 🩵 @lennonswalrus]

every single beatles fan right now

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

“That’s just me suffering through life.” - Jessica Day #relatable

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

Nostalgia’s for geeks

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

Is there anything more humbling than an ID photo? Good grief

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

Thank you, Spotify, for being the only easy transition when moving and changing countries. 🫡

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Demand unconditional friendships.

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

The peasants call her the Goddess of Gloom #justliketomthumbsblues

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

Honestly though, why is fishing so hard in Stardew Valley? After I’m done I feel like I’ve actually been grappling with a line! So friggin stressful 😤

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

“Adults are just this mess of sadness and phobias…” #eternalsunshineofthespotlessmind

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

“One way or another, this darkness, got to give” #newspeedwayboogie

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

My depression and anxiety- crippling. But my Stardew Valley farm- ✨thriving✨

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Hi. I hope you're having a good long weekend.
(Note: does not apply to my enemies)

[Raelle Willbourne @XapnoMapkase]

There is a special circle in hell for people who think that drilling into a brick wall before 8 am on a bank holiday is okay