Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️

I love you, but oh my god I don’t have the TIME

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

I’m so glad I decided to buy NICE sleeping bags 8 years ago because our weekend camping sleep system is SO COMFY in this weather

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Our mailman called me “the ultimate woman” it’s a big day for me

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Hit a new record on money spent at Aldi in one trip, BUT!!!!!! It’s because I bought Halloween candy and they really do have the best price BY FAR for that.

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

My first grader just said that someone told her Santa isn’t real BY TELLING HER THE COCA COLA ORIGIN STORY

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Husband being held hostage in the VA ER because he tried to go to the urgent care for a stupid reason and now he’s on an IV for a stress induced cold.

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Forget about taking a look “from day to night” it’s now the season of taking an outfit from “New England fall morning to New England fall afternoon”

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

My Halloween kid was stoked to go to the Halloween store

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

pissed off my husband I’m getting put in timeout 🥲

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

@acampxs14 I’m just trying to figure out how the $3 of ice was the dealbreaker??? And why the $30 buttplug went IN the freezer? There wasn’t a cheaper item in the basket that we could’ve sacrificed? These two items are not similar in ANY way. I’m not following the thought process.

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Pic I just received from husband while making a quick trip to CVS

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Bank app: “your top spending categories are MORTGAGE and OTHER LOANS”

Thanks girl I had NO clue we were losing so much money on the house and car!

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Everyone pray to the curl gods that whatever hair I wake up with tomorrow doesn’t look insane in my license photo

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Shirt my husband almost wore to a birthday party where the dad owns a Brazilian restaurant 😐😐😐😐😐 I made him change.

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

I need brakes. Husband needs new work boots. Had to buy Halloween costumes. Sewer bill just arrived. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

I desperately need someone to explain to me the science behind why windex works on mirrors but not windshields. Why is the windshield ALWAYS streaky. I’m going to wrap this car around a tree over it.

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Yes I have a child with a niche interest how can you tell?

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Rest in peace Frugal Fannie’s. I should’ve bought this when I had the chance. The one that got away.

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Getting rid of clothes that BOTH of my kids wore and thinking about never seeing them again is making me SAD!!!!!

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

It’s my day!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Ask a Stupid Question Day.

[Xava 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Xava_Unbound]

Half of my Aldi order getting refunded kms