Xavier Castaneda

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

One time I told my parents I was going to the gym and then just slept in my car for an hour and then went back home

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

me: “girl what happened” 🫣🫨

my friend: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊| 25:33

[mia🫧 @mia11112233]

going no contact with my coworker who i share an office with

[adi @buwygfiib]

like are you kidding.

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

wicked part ll will kill me

[Cristian Gatti @cristiangatti99]

men used to go to war and now they’re chanting i’m a freak im a bad boy at a dom dolla pop up in fidi

[tay @t8mcraee]

im never getting over this

[John Summit @johnsummit]

unfortunately for my haters i will once again be living my best life this weekend

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

we are in the part of the year where it’s everyone’s birthday every weekend

[John Summit @johnsummit]

my new year’s resolution is to sleep more

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

i was supposed to be listening to sza rn..

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

When 'Popular' starts playing in WICKED.

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

@fullmoonpisces hit tweet

[Chloe @b_l_u_s_h_i_n_g]

My phone is always on Do Not Disturb because I like the little moon

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

@fullmoonpisces YOU COOKED WIT THIS

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

sorry for the person i’m about to become if ariana really is on sympathy is a knife ☺️☺️☺️

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

@fullmoonpisces planet her summer changed lives ✊

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

@cherrygarciaa i saw it happen not once but TWICE 💀

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

@cherrygarciaa jump scare

[Xavier Castaneda @XavierCastenada]

reply snap: do i go to ny for pride and (among other things) see john summit or do i save money