Xavier Men's Volleyball

2022 D2AA National Champions #XUVBC #LetsGoX #MustacheMentality

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25-17 YOUR MUSKETEERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

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Cont #2

LIBEROS
Bingle (ACTIVE) - he bon on ma shingle until I win flight 1
Beck (QUESTIONABLE) - he left his headbands somewhere in indiana

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Cont.

RIGHT SIDES
Mason (ACTIVE) - he has AEURed his last BACH

OUTSIDES
Nerger (ACTIVE) - our brave secretary is ready to fight
Carson (QUESTIONABLE) - hang nail
Tyler (QUESTIONABLE) - my sources say he goes by Ty now?

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B TEAM INJURY REPORT

SETTERS
Gabe (ACTIVE) - my sources say he’s ready for his natty debut
Fenol (QUESTIONABLE) - alright i am almost certain he didn’t make it on the bus

MIDDLES
Mini Ludz (ACTIVE) - silent but deadly
Pendy (ACTIVE) - he. is. ready.

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Cont. #2

Dirv (QUESTIONABLE) - will probably have to sit out for Comp Anatomy HW
Landon (ACTIVE) - his lil leggy hurts tho

LIBEROS
Vince (QUESTIONABLE) - …
MP (QUESTIONABLE) - he’s got the cheese touch

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Cont.

Ludwig (ACTIVE) - was 2 minutes away from being active prez this trip

MIDDLES
Ty (ACTIVE) - HE’S ALIVE!
Grube (QUESTIONABLE) - suffering from acute cases of mcallister knee syndrome and paper mache ligamentitis

OUTSIDES
Jack (ACTIVE) - he’s hungry

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INJURY REPORT GOING INTO DAY 1 OF NATTYS

SETTERS
Danny (QUESTIONABLE) - Took 1 too many balls off his face last practice
Thomas (ACTIVE) - still has RBF

RIGHT SIDES
Jose (ACTIVE) - HE’S READY
Fank (QUESTIONABLE) - I’m not sure if he made it on the bus or not

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Outsides
Landon (QUESTIONABLE) - Baby’s back hurts, oh no!
Dirvine (ACTIVE) - shoutout to his parents!

Middles
Grube (QUESTIONABLE) - Booboo
Ty (ACTIVE) - RAWRRRR

Liberos
MP (ACTIVE) - He’s drank his milk!
Vint (ACTIVE) - prez is ready to go

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INJURY REPORT GOING INTO MIVAS DAY 2

Setters
Thomas (OUT) - Went missing
Danny (OUT) - DIHB in Cinci
Fank (ACTIVE) - I guess bro

Right Sides
Jose (ACTIVE) - My GOAT
Ludwig (QUESTIONABLE) - Got blocked by Findlay

Outsides
Jack (ACTIVE) - Getting ready to kill Hope College

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OUT:
Jack (personal)- didn’t make the flight
MP (coach’s decision)- stop kicking my seat
Sean (TSA)- didn’t take his shoes off twice
Jackson (MVP)- MIA since winning-Sean and Roan are lead suspects
Wes (en route)- still headed to the airport per sources

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Natty’s Day 1 Injury Report🚨
ACTIVE:
Grant (flight virginity)- taken by @AmericanAir (plz sponsor us)
Ty (shoelaces)- untied
Vince (prez 2025)- stayed up celebrating
Jose (team rep)- gets to coach for A
Ludwig (lefty)- copying Roan’s swing

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QUESTIONABLE:
Landon (has an ouchie)- showed up in a boot
Alex (balding)- exposed during the Mimi’s
Bert (thirsty)- needs hotel pool water ASAP
Roan (depression)- didn’t win team MVP
Brody (addict)- might skip to play poker

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Ranking the best things to happen in sports today:
#1- Xavier Men’s A wins MIVA D2
#2- Ovi breaks the NHL all time goals record

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Inside sources say the schedule for tomorrow’s games drops tomorrow (midnight)!

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Size matters boys

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Saturday Scaries

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They don’t make em like they used to

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Steph doesn’t get paid enough

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OUT:
Dicks Sporting Goods (knee pads)- after Bingle bought em all up
Jose (work)- has to ref our own game
Dirvine (lost)- somewhere in Europe idk we lost contact weeks ago

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MIVAs Day 1 Injury Report B Team🚨
ACTIVE:
Thomas (wet)- still wiping Sean’s windshield with Bert
Beck (headband)- wears it in bed with your mom
Rooney (sleeping)- in the back row
Sam (Poltergeist)- seeing ghosts
Michael (ACL)- only in kings

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QUESTIONABLE:
Danny (Jack Black)- Minecraft movie premier
Mason (thumb)- sucks it while he sleeps
Toomey (illness)- 3rd straight day of the 24hr stomach bug
Jayden (airborne)- still hasn’t landed