нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ

Like i've gat sign boards,follow me and you won't get lost.....#promise....#talk_LESS_tweet_MORE

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Twitter is now like home, if I don't come back in 24 hours it means either I am
lost,
dead,
sick or
had an accident.....lol

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Girls be 13 and be like

"My b-day tomorrow so I'm 14 which is close to 15 & that's near 16 which is basically 17 so yeah I'm 18"

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Please stop looking so hot, I'm trying to stop liking you....

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Mom says: Alcohol is your
enemy.
But I heard d bible says: Love your
enemy.

Case closed......#gbam

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that hasn't been taken....lol

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

It's my life.
I'll live it,
I'll love it, and
I won't care
what you think of it.

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

A big S/O to those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference...lols

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Do you like me?

-> Breathe for yes,

-> lick your elbow for no.

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime (;

Me trying to flirt: So do u like bread?

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Math Problems:
If Jim has 50 chocolate bars, and eats 45, what does he have?

Diabetes. Jim has diabetes...

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Dying is the #1 cause of death in the world

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

if my parents knew half the stories my friends know, they'd probably disown me

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

@jennymogan enx :*

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

@P_PUBLICITY kindly done

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

My FUCKING FEELINGS for Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ will never change....lols

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Don't apologize if you're just going to continue doing the shit you're sorry for.

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

Kfb @jennymogan

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

"Do U promise to Fav and Retweet her,
in good tweets & in bad tweets, and
to follow her until death do U apart?"

- Wedding vows - 2030

[нiѕ яσуαℓ ƒℓуηєѕѕ @Xaydeen]

I love those conversations where I don't have to think, everything just flows out.