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[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

We only bought Zenimax so Todd would stop porting Skyrim to random objects

[David Doak @drdoak]

Yep.

This is exactly the kind of nonsense that
<insert any publisher name>
wasn’t interested in back in 2008.

You’re welcome.

https://t.co/YJS1v8t3pn

[Rocco Botte @ Comic Con @rocco_botte]

This is abject torture.

-Xbox has lost Dippstick.

-Xbox has lost SackRip.

-Skwyrm is upset.

-ForeskinVelourskin is threatening to buy a Nintendo Switch.

-Rumors that Sh1t0nAllTh3seWalls was seen at Target buying playing cards.

Kill me now. Cast my suffering to the ashes.

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

Damn not Klobbers. Also who? @PeterOvo5

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

These must-have Activision titles and more are yours to play very soon!

This deal cost like, way too much, so please play Shark Tale 🦈

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

@DoWhatYouDo6 @jadaipoopi When does the clowning start?

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

@DoWhatYouDo6 Ah yes "limited" the real problem with Starfield. Only Playstation & Nintendo can legally have exclusives.

[🦈 ELLENPOSTING 🦈 @ellenposting]

@DoWhatYouDo6 Dude pulling up like he’s Neil degrasse Tyson like he’s gonna explain how to land on a planet that would eviscerate you.

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

This same guy enjoyed Forspoken though, so probably a carbon monoxide leak situation

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

Yet if you could land on a gas giant and walk around you fucken nerds would whinge it's unrealistic

[kingthrash the Gatekeeper @DoWhatYouDo6]

You cannot go to these "planets" because exploration was a lie.

Jesus it gets so worse

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

Ex Blizzard dev tries not to injure themselves while furiously backpedalling

[Grummz @Grummz]

This is an IQ test.

Anyone who thought I said the Start Screen determined the quality of the game, failed.

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

The Flash battlepass announced

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

First confirmed sexually active gamer

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

We've reversed the power saving mode plans. Instead we'll be converting all current Xbox models to run on coal as well as fitting them with sick mufflers and truck nutz.

[Lis Power @LisPower1]

Fox News is MAD that "woke" Xbox is changing its power saving mode

Earhardt: "Xbox has also announced that they're going woke because of climate change"

Failla: "They're trying to recruit your kids into climate politics at an earlier age"

E: "They're going after the kids"

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

So many great moments at #TheGameAwards but nothing beats Al Pacino walking out to a stunned audience and delivering a captivating speech

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

New king of Night City

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

shein sells suits for as little as $25 (yes, twenty five US dollars) and they are literally the worst things ive seen on god's green earth

(pattern matching on #3 is 😭😭😭)

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

Leaving soon: My Dad For Cigarettes

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

Bill Clinton is coming to Xbox Game Pass

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

@JezCorden Have gout and the controller isn't nearby

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

Oh shit. Oh fuck.

[Xbox Game Ass @XboxGamePassX]

@norkietiger @ZeniMax_Online Took you 4 months to reply and you still didn't answer the question