Bubble blowing baby💕✨

33, loml @ultimasenpai (This is 18+) (Mdni)

[Bubble blowing baby💕✨ @XellSenpai]

She gets a little dumb for the Hoho boy sometimes 🥺

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the greatest pleasure of adults is getting home and walking around like this:

[kat @yslnadi]

How it feels to be a firm believer that life gets better no matter what

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i use “fuck” so casually i forget some people find it aggressive and offensive lol oops

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Y’all ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they can feel included.

[Alexandra @K0_Alexandra]

the way she held her reaction in until it left on its own sweet soul!!!

[g @34rths]

Shoutout to my gut feeling You're lowkey always right

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

Your mothers’ and grandmothers’ lives do not revolve around your existence. They have experiences from before you existed that they wouldn’t trade for an extra ten years with you, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Go have your own diva

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[USURATONKACHi. @narutofan087]

once you become an adult with a full time job you start to understand why kakashi was reading porn on the clock

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

Til my tongue broke!

[InkArtlab @InkArtlab]

Free time? Total brain freeze

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[miia @miiagarro]

i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl