Xemptful

Editor, Data Analyst, Barbershop Quartet Singer💈-- I make banger vids on YouTube

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I didn’t realize AI got so good at spaghetti

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I feel like, as a society, we should have evolved past the need for dry cleaning at this point.

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I put the shrimps on the barbie

and go deeper into relaxation

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You can lead a horse to basketball, but you can’t make him dunk 😔

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THE 2025 RIZZ OLYMPICS JUNE 28TH 2025!!!

more details to be added below.

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I’m immediately clicking off and blocking any video where the captain is just “wait for it”

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LETS GET COOKING https://t.co/ORZzUKthDD

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They can’t keep getting away with this.

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Smash or Pass: Every F5 tornado
https://t.co/EMzQSKgdvn

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There is no way is this Ted Danson’s actual Wikipedia photo. This looks like some @JamesLee03 animation.

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My buddy Hollis is trying to raise some money for emergency car repairs! Check out his stream here and show him some love: https://t.co/avDa1nE02T

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October

November

December

Cucumber

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Sorry EST, but Baker Island time is superior

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Made this handy chart so you can always tell if an image was generated by A.I.

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My headphones are fuuuuucked

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"I was only supposed to put the Hot Pocket in for 2 minutes... but I put it in for 3 minutes. This caused my microwave to explode, infusing with my cells to grant me heat-based superpowers. This is my origin story."

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shoutout to my boi Ted Fujita, I guess

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5 years in a row 🔥 @SavantOfficial

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@SavantOfficial You’ll never appease everyone, but you can appease yourself. Make what you love and people will come.

I don’t love every song, but I adore not knowing what’s going to come next. Savant albums are the only ones I listen to all the way through because each track is a journey.

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…and so I told the genie: “the only magician I know is my accountant”