Jesse Carlson

Dat boi. Pizza enthusiast. Maine music superfan. Swell dude.

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

Shane’s verse on “feel better” sends a shiver down my spine. I’d sit in my car and listen to that song, crying, when I was depressed and I just wanted someone to see the signs that I was hurting. But I couldn’t reach out because I didn’t want judgement.

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@paolini That’s what a book does too. It spoils everything. Drop it you coward!

**kidding**

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

“Listening to ‘The Walls’ by Bensbeendead and crying” type vibes

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

@sorrykhary and @abhithenomad together in mpls?!?! Definitely gonna hit that show!!!! Sounds like that might be my #1 show of the summer honestly

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

“I know that the grass ain’t greener,
And shit is only clean where you clean it”

Sometimes @ShaneReis says shit that I want to teach to my kids.

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

Thank GOD I bought DRIVE by clarkwork and Shane Reis cuz I just went to load it up on Spotify and it was GONE

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

@cblakebakes I haven’t had water in days. Possibly weeks. Feel like I’d be in peak physical form if I drank water

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

Just stayed up until 3 making a shitty new magic deck and playing with my new lightsaber. REALLY feel like a dork tonight. But a happy dork.

[Miles〰️ @MilesThompson24]

gardening by @bensbeendead is the best album/ep of the last 5 years

no one can tell me otherwise

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So far I have had 100% success calming my children (as babies) with Bensbeendead.

I owe homie money or something. Holy fuck has he saved my mental at times. 🙏🙏🙏

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AMI?

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

@ShaneReis A sign of a great father is being proud of the Ls too, not just the Ws. They are just as important, and sometime more so.

Good on you man, you’re a fatherly roll model!

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@lettuce_cheddar https://t.co/YhOy6pKUgy
Flor just dropped this. I’ve always liked flors vibe.

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I guess I haven’t shared this here, but my son is here and we VIBIN.

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@paolini Is this really it!?! I love it!!!

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

New single by @spizzyspose is a VIBE! Go check it out wherever you listen to music

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

@JRSPECS_ Anakin my allegiance is to the republic TO DEMOCRACY!

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Everything was going SO FUCKING PERFECT. God fucking dammit. I hate this country. I hate these businesses that don’t care about the humans that work for them.

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

Well, Trinity was supposed to go back to work from home on Wednesday. Just got a call that she can’t work from home, and can’t return to work until April 29th. So we are now losing 10 weeks of pay when we already live paycheck to paycheck. Gonna end up homeless w/ 2 kids soon…

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@sorrykhary Imma get caught up because of this tweet.

[Jesse Carlson @XenosGuru]

You wouldn’t stop listening to science if you found out the scientist was a shit person (they all were) why is art different? Art is just as important to the world as science.

That being said, listen to or don’t listen to whomever you please. Just let others do the same.