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More than a year ago, nobody even talked about him or knew his name…

BUT we at Xesus Inc knew

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We NEED to take a look into Aurélien Tchouaméni.. Tall, physical, 2nd in Uber eats for Tackles made and tackles won, wins 70% of his headers 6th for interceptions, and his heatmap is is INSANE

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@unnamedbutalone HUNGARY MENTIONED

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@CroatGroy Jurisic isn’t even a hungarian hero? Legit no one thinks that.

Croats are the only respectable parts of the old kingdom as they’re the only actual nationality and not made up.

Still youlegit have 2 fucking national heros all together and one of them was basically half Hungarian

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@ShaqAram Egesz ilyen tort magyar szar. Gondolom valami japan katonakent cosplayelo orosz troll itt maradt harcolni

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Quite sad nobody gives a fuck about slovaks because they’re the funniest nation on the planet.

Their entire nation is a couple of hungarians cosplaying as czechs for some reason.

The castle in their capital is older than their entire national identity by at least 500 years

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Funny thing is that from 1991 to 2021 Hungarian minority in Slovakia went from 567,296 to 422,065, a -25.6% change, this huge minority is getting more and more irrelevant

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@CarlosIIdeEspna @MountainGenera Mf Slovaks are literally just hungarians tho are cosplaying as czechs.

You legit don’t even have any national artifacts or historical buildings.

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@MountainGenera Funny thing is that no slovak existed before the 19th century.

They were just called Czech and hungarian

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@StefanFrancisci You are literally half quarter hungarian quarter czech buddy

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@Abyss_ix People just think legend means like hall of famer. Legend can just mean a very good ex-player or just a random marketing gimmick.

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@theMadridZone @Ramon_AlvarezMM +vini

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@Arktheos Stop drooling and respond to the point retard

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@MakkroLoL They just want tps into fights. The shielf was already way overtuned

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@perryjglol Who gives a fuck nocturne been S tier for 4 fucking years. Need a shake up once in a while

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@_z4_v @parkenharbor Did you play any of the games?

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@LordBalvin When it’s not oiled up anime waifu with guns; WAAAAA MY BITCHASS ANGRY WAAA

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@_z4_v @parkenharbor Original had a quippy talking head fucknuts

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@k1rallik David Jaffe is a fat retard who keeps lying about shit because he was on GoW for 1 game

Alanah is a dipshit who constantly lies about shit. It’s highly probably she also didnt t do fuck all for this game but claims she did

Incels are little freaks who need to be treated as such

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Incels are such giant pussys btw. They cannot play a off-mainline game to save their freak asses because “WAAA WOMEN”

It looks cool. The next game is a Kratos game. Enjoy life retard, we got bigger battles to fight

[GermanStrands @GermanStrands]

GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY combat will be 10/10

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@Pirat_Nation She claims she worked on every fucking game.

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@BellularGaming It seemed fine and i’m usually very anti-woke