☠El Hombre X☠

(zhur-main) producer and professional button pusher

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

if she says “want me to be honest?” then starts typing for more than 5 minutes, just block her while you’re ahead lmaooo

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

idk why galentines day gives me the ick. looks fun but idk lmaoo

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

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[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

if the reason you’re keeping your love life private is to spare an ex’s feelings, then you shouldn’t be getting in a relationship in the first place

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

Club flyers be having me dead 🤣 It deadass would say “ladies night” on it then just have a picture of a grungy looking ass DJ like me 🤣

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

people are so used to working for money, that they refuse to donate free time to work for their dreams.

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

my toxic trait is saying “long story short” then proceeding to tell you the longest story possible

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

in “UN PREVIEW” you hear @sanbenito saying “ponte un preview de lo que viene después”, despite being the last song and also being 1 of 2 reggaeton songs on the 22 track album. and on top that the album being called “nadie sabe lo que va pasar mañana”… 🤔 reggaeton álbum tmmw???

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

@jakkichannn would’ve much rather had that lmao

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

i still refuse to call this app anything but Twitter

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

i hate when people follow up questions with “i’m genuinely curious lol”. it gives of creep vibes for some reason no matter what the question is lmaoo

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

sushi rolls should be a finger food

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

Girl math literally just boils down to “if i spent it, the money never existed”

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

🖤🖤🖤

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

Don’t bring your non hispanic friends to clubs that play latin music if they gonna complain about not understanding the music ‼️

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

Ladies, I promise you, no men in their 20’s are trying to be just friends with you

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

if the text starts with “que pena” just ignore it. they gonna ask u for something

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

i’m gonna self diagnose myself with seasonal depression. because the suns out finally and i’m feeeling like a puta. what’s gooooooodddd

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

group chats are too time consuming

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

Blue check marks watching your story used to mean you had important people watching you. Now they just show u home many dumb people u know willing to spend 15 a month for nothing🤣

[☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane]

i don’t even want a blue check mark anymore 🙄