Taiyang Xiao Long

❝I wasn't talking about your /actual/ balance. Although, that could use some work too.❞

[Taiyang Xiao Long @XiaoLongTaiyang]

/Flash back to eighteen years and nine months ago.

Raven: "Tai I need a pregnancy test."

Taiyang:

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"You decided to mutilate a half-gallon of choccy milk for this?"

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@PYROPUNCHINGS // I may have a slow return but sure!

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// Do I dare make a return?

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"Remember, Raven is super short.

And a softie.-"

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"Yang, do you think my jokes are made of paper?"

She did say they were Tearable.-

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"To be honest, That was a lot easier than I expected.-"

He expected some kind of argument.-

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"NEVER!"

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No, She's not grounded.

YET.

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"Are you honestly surprised? You did put a number on our family. Summer was more of a mother to her....But right now we should be focused on getting in contact with her.

Not throwing a pity party.-"

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Did she say his joke wasn't funny?

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"Alright I actually a few things to say.

I'm gonna need you to take me to Yang.

Also, Why have you just been flying around the house without saying anything to me?

AlsoAlsoYouLookGreatButThat'sNotSuperImportant.-"

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"I don't even know who you are anymore.-"

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"Okay Google:

How do I convince Raven to take me to my daughters?"

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"YANG DOESN'T LIKE PUNS ANYMORE?!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY LITTLE SUNNY DRAGON?!"

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"....."

This clearly is not Yang.-

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"WHAT IS 'IT'?!"

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"ME!"

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"Before I say anything, you need to promise you won't get mad.-"

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"Xiao are they bleeding?"

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"....No.-"