Jin Mori

I Anime || @ManCity💙 || IT is my specialty || wake up everyday to check on twitter like it's the morning paper ||

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Messi meets Spider-Man in a new teaser for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Signing off in City style 🩵

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep Guardiola 🐐

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[Manchester City @ManCity]

A full gradient of sky blue. Finished with a full monochrome crest.

The 2026/27 @pumafootball x @mancity home kit is not your typical home kit.

Shop 🔗 https://t.co/AXbaNioVwx

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

Honestly, how many times have you watched this now? 😂

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

“The biggest mistake we make in life is thinking we have time”

- Kobe Bryant

[Harry Kent @ITFCHIBBZ]

I don’t care who they are, whenever English teams play in Europe I want them to win!

So come on Villa, palace and PSG !

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

Bayern and PSG should discuss amongst themselves and pick the best one to represent earth in the fight against terrorism.

[Jin Mori @Xicor_Sable]

🔥

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 (a.wuah_ba) @msyj05]

Police officer: " What's that powder stuff in your bag, is it flour? "

Me:

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

Who even invented this keyboard thing? Would the person have died if he had arranged them in alphabetical order?

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

MY WIFE: He’s probably thinking about other women’s cannons

ME: I hope Twitter is as funny tomorrow as it was today

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

[yaw. @yabbanx]

Bro the game is over for Western car manufacturers. 🔥

[Quentin Tarantino Universe @TarantinoWorld]

Still hilarious after all these years 😂

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being financially comfortable is absolutely enough for me. I don’t have to be the richest, I just wanna always be able to eat what I want, go where I want, pay my bills on time and give my kids a great life. That is all.