Jeff

Electronic technician, poet, artist, musician, mixologist, craftsman, knowledge hound, football fan, hobby enthusiast, and freethinker.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@UGAdynastyB2B Rent. Free.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@hersh_eddie @ArashMarkazi I’m curious to know which team you’re going to root for when Stafford retires and Simpson takes over? You don’t get to jump back on board if Ty proves to be a franchise player.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@_gc1k @_tnola @CoachLats Seek therapy.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@Slimeballking5 @Lonestar9992109 @BurnTheBoatsFF @RecruitsBama On the radio broadcast they mentioned defenders rushing unblocked, the QB being pressured immediately, and runs being blown up far too many times.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@AU_AUsome @LABAR0NPHIL0N @KevinScarbinsky They went 3-2 with him. Turn those three wins into losses and Bama is a 7-seed at the absolute worst.

This type of cope is just hilarious.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@negadawg @RTRWLT @BrooksAustinBA @bamabyte Tell you what, show me where Miller was charged with anything or admit that you’re full of shit and agree to never toss out that accusation again.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@jebjohnson108 @Mason8429 @RasslinWalrus @CBBcontent You must be a troll account. That or you’re a raging alcoholic (in denial) on one hell of a bender.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@hmg_4124 @wykle12345 @BudElliott3 Bama finished with the 2nd best recruiting class according to 247 Sports; 5th best according to ESPN; 6th according to On3. They were Top 3 last year, and the year before.

What in the actual hell are you talking about?

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@KatyaSedgwick Yes, he loved dogs. Especially that time when his foreman at Mt. Vernon mentioned in correspondence how some of the enslaved boys were caught playing with some dogs instead of working, and Washington instructed him to beat the boys and hang the dogs.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@KatyaSedgwick @CalvinsHelmet No he did not. That’s categorical false.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@cardboard321 @anglersj24 @qb_country @AriWasserman @billyliucci I understand how people like yourself that are sexually repressed would consider someone like myself, who is confident in their own skin, as a degenerate.

Only a good therapist can help you at this point.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@cardboard321 @qb_country @anglersj24 @AriWasserman @billyliucci Beloved, you derailed this entire conversation because a joke about masturbation triggered your delicate feelings.

You’re really bad at this.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@cardboard321 @anglersj24 @qb_country @AriWasserman @billyliucci Without breaking a sweat.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@cardboard321 @anglersj24 @qb_country @AriWasserman @billyliucci Then you’re just not bright. You made a fantastical claim, stating that Alabama is going to vanish into obscurity and OSU is going to ascend to all-time greatness. I simply reframed that fantasy in its most comedic extreme.

Could you truly not put 2 and 2 together on that?

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@cardboard321 @qb_country @anglersj24 @AriWasserman @billyliucci Who said I was offended? If you want to be an awful person that’s your right. It’s not my problem.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@cardboard321 @anglersj24 @qb_country @AriWasserman @billyliucci Oh you were definitely offended. People don’t throw out the term “degenerate” unless they’re feeling a particular sort of way.

And as for your final statement, I can simply say the same right back to you.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@cardboard321 @qb_country @anglersj24 @AriWasserman @billyliucci Well, how about that. You got upset and called me a degenerate for hinting at masturbation, yet here you are dishing out a disability-related slur.

Hmm.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@cardboard321 @anglersj24 @qb_country @AriWasserman @billyliucci That’s quite the claim. I’m a happily married man, so masturbation isn’t a need or consideration at the forefront of my mind. If you consider my joke to be crossing a line then you should not only tap out of this convo, but delete this app to save your delicate sensibilities.

[Jeff @XillusXavier]

@cardboard321 @qb_country @anglersj24 @AriWasserman @billyliucci Oh, I thought we were sharing our fantastical projections of the college football hierarchy for the decades ahead? Is that not fun game you initiated?