*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶

Xiris. Nyan-Binary. Transfem. Soft Individual. (They/Them) #pinecone.

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

Looking for a roommate ASAP in downtown Lowell MA. Room w/ personal bathroom. No parking space, but garage a few blocks away you can pay for a space. Must be very kink, queer, and 420 friendly. Rent ~1000 a month considering electric, cable, and probable rent increase.

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

I've jumped ship here. Find me on bluesky @xithecat

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

Find me @XiTheCat on the new sky app.

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

I made an Ace and Ace-Spec Furs discord server. Message for invite link.

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

Isaac Newton invented weight just to body shame women. Send tweet.

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

Am I the only person listening to @matthewebel on the regular to make sure he gets enough streams to get revenue? DO BETTER ELDER FURS!!

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

I just saw and listened to an AI made Spongebob Gang singing "I write Sind Not Tragedies". This is the only appropriate use of AI.

[InsideLowell @InsideLowell]

𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭: Avoid Warren Street area in Downtown Lowell for the time being due to a fire. @LowellPD have street blocked off. #InsideLowell

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

I keep a list of fun facts on my google drive because 1) I'm committed to the bit. 2) Every time there's an icebreaker about your fun fact I forget everything about myself.

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

Friend is looking for a pair of cat ears. Want to look here before etsy. Let me know if you or someone you know is open and I'll pass the info on!

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

🪶Happy Birthday Kohi, fuckin miss you with each day. 🪶

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

@Evolus_Lily @AyalaDeer Quite possibly!

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

Them: You're just a trap!

Me 🏳️‍⚧️: Actually I'm just really attractive and you're horny and sexually objectify people.

*dances to freebird*

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

@blindcoyoteart bless them

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

When you want to belt out ff, but you can only sing p, because it's 11:30 at night and you live in an apartment. (I dont know if anyone will get the joke)

[📺🌈NightlineZ Art 🔜 ANE, F2, LVFC🌈📺 @Nightlinez]

⚠️💀⚠️

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

I'm totally that person who will leave a secret ingredient or step out of a recipe when I share it to someone not close. I'm an old Italian grandma.

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

I could have a drawing a kid made from 2000 years ago on my body. Since a kid I've been obsessed with ancient Egypt, ancient Roman Empire, Pompeii specifically, and ancient societies in general. This can honor that, and be a fascinating story.

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

I want this tattooed on me really bad. Hear me out! This is graffiti by a child on a wall in Pompeii made in the 1st century CE. While adult art varies by time period and culture, BUT drawings by young children throughout history have remained the same.

[*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 @XirisCalico]

Oh frick, is this website still a thing?