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[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@UTDMael Cole Joe

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

African countries that have never played in the FIFA World Cup

1 🇸🇿Eswatini
2 🇧🇼Botswana
3 🇧🇫Burkina Faso
4 🇧🇮Burundi
5 🇨🇫Central African Republic
6 🇹🇩Chad
7 🇰🇲Comoros
8 🇨🇬Republic of Congo
9 🇩🇯Djibouti
10 🇬🇶Equatorial Guinea
11 🇪🇷Eritrea
12 🇧🇯Benin
13 🇪🇹Ethiopia
14 🇬🇦Gabon
15 🇬🇲Gambia
16 🇬🇳Guinea
17 🇬🇼Guinea-Bissau
18 🇰🇪Kenya
19 🇱🇸Lesotho
20 🇱🇷Liberia
21 🇱🇾Libya
22 🇲🇬Madagascar
23 🇲🇼Malawi
24 🇲🇱Mali
25 🇲🇷Mauritania
26 🇲🇺Mauritius
27 🇲🇿Mozambique
28 🇳🇦Namibia
29 🇳🇪Niger
30 🇷🇼Rwanda
31 🇸🇹São Tomé and Príncipe
32 🇸🇨Seychelles
33 🇸🇱Sierra Leone
34 🇸🇴Somalia
35 🇸🇸South Sudan
36 🇸🇩Sudan
37 🇹🇿Tanzania
38 🇺🇬Uganda
39 🇿🇲Zambia
40 🇿🇼Zimbabwe

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Men are watching too much Porn @usdzarkings
PLEASE men ask girls out in public 🙏 compliment women in public
Please shela girls 🙏🙏👀 😭 🗣 🗣

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@NigeriaStories You guys are crazy serious, so you want to force people to love you in their own countries. The level of entitlement that yall have needs to be studied at the university of boko haram

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@UTD_Seth001 I doubt Henry will say that

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@CfcDan_01 How can he support the nation that made Nigeria not to be part of the cup. hes bitter and envy us. He can chill, we understand his frustration

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@Qndtv1 World cup and repeats after. The STIs that are there, they are stronger than PPC 42.5

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@FabrizioRomano Congo dust at its best

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@NtombikayiseBa6 @ChrisExcel102 @SigaBopha__ So you resort to vulgar, hi leswi i va nga ku dyondzisa swona a kaya!

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@NtombikayiseBa6 @ChrisExcel102 @SigaBopha__ You wanted him for yourself?

[Rohit @HeyRohhit]

This video is literally 50 entrepreneurs giving you an MBA in 18 minutes:

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@Shadaya_Knight And the zim 1 couldnt even buy a bubble gum (chapies / "did you know")

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

HOME REMEDIES NOBODY WILL TELL YOU!

1. Sore Throat - Keep a small piece of ginger in your mouth - - burning stops in 30 seconds.

[Rohit @ai_rohitt]

INSTEAD OF WATCHING AN HOUR OF NETFLIX TONIGHT.

This 1 hour Stanford lecture by Joel Peterson will teach you more about negotiation and getting what you want than most people learn in years.

Bookmark it and give it an hour, no matter what.

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@advocatemahere Inagine supporting another foreign country than your own Zimbabwe. You guys are desperate to be relevant. Relax, my sister. We are the reason your country didnt qualify, so we expect the envy and hatred

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@FabrizioRomano As a Nigerian, im very happy that our nation didnt qualify for the world cup. The whole team would have been denied visas🤣🤣. "If thinking ahead was a nation"🤣🤣

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@Adebayoadesanya And they cant unite against Boko Haram

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@zulushakajr Just imagine someone says "i will stop supplying you with a poison that was killing your kids"

[xitimela xa malahla @XitimelaM]

@Shadaya_Knight Pity your nation didnt even set a foot there. You hypocrite. But i understand where your envy and jealousy come from